Learn how to make a good quiche & all the pussy you could ever dream
of will be yours!!
Just as anybody with a semi-erect penis can
perform coitus with a female; any doofwad can slop eggs into a pan &
scramble them.
It takes a true connoisseur of women to have
her climbing the drapes with sexual pleasure & a seasoned cook with
patience, knowledge, & practice to make a good quiche.
It
doesn't hurt to start by looking at a recipe. Following a well
prepared set of steps will ensure a quality finish.
All the
prepwork has been done. We're ready to put it all together.
Note: Use of medicinal herbs are highly recommended in either sex or
cooking.
Lay down the cheese then sprinkle the bacon &
mushrooms into a pie crust brushed with egg white.
Spoon in
the egg custard. I like the broccoli for visual effect & its flavor
balances nicely with the swiss cheese.
Fill the pie shell
almost to the top. Not too much as you will likely spill it trying to get
it into the oven.
Your preheated oven should be ready to go by now.
Take
your time getting the uncooked quiche into the oven. Easy does it or
you'll spill egg custard all over the hot surfaces. That doesn't
make for easy cleanup.
A quick note here: Use good
cookie sheets. These ones are hollow in the middle for better heat
dispersion. As in your sex life, no need to go cheap when
you're servicing a lady.
Extra credit: Make 2- quiches
just in case you have extra guests. Just as you'd be prepared
for your girlfriend to have her horny sister join your naked romp, having
extra quiche is never a party foul.
Set a timer for 35
- 40 minutes. Don't peek. Good things take time. Have a bong hit
& chill.
After checking the egg custard with a tooth pick to
see if any sticks, remove the quiche & let cool before serving.
Your first quiche may not turn out as good as you like.
Then again, remember your first time losing your cookies inside a girls
pussy? That wasn't pretty either was it? (No offense to you
b0ggers who are still preparing for that monumentous occasion.)
Either way, practice makes perfect. Make quiches for your
Mom, Sister, Aunt Danny & Uncle Mike, anybody.
Then, make
one for that hot babe you've been scouting for some
poddle-ballin'. Bonus if you can get her to watch you do it.
The key here is to make sure that your intended sexual conquest
understands the hedonistic connotations of making her a good quiche rather
than just plain 'ol scrambled eggs.
Question, or two or more or... So if you're making that to impress de
ladies, What's the 'perfect' drink (alcohaulass)
accompaniment if making it for breakfast and then what would be the one if
making it for dinner?
It may seem a bit faggy mixing bubbly with OJ. Then
again, you're secure in your manhood enough to make quiche, so
serve the Mimosa & reap your rewards!!
For the
evening, champagne or straight whisky works to get her legs spread
& pussy wet.
Match your actions to the pace of the music.
Resist the urge to crescendo before she does. 17- minutes & 6-
seconds may seem like an eternity when your nuts are about to blow.
(Repeat the whole movement again & again making sweet
love to your Spanish dancer until she's climbing the proverbial
drapes!)
Listen up faggots!
