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That's right!

I'm typing this one handed...

...because I'm a dumbass!!

I roasted my finger playing plumber today.



I doesn't look like much but it hurts like fuck & the alcohol, ibuprofen, & Mother Earth's Magical herb hasn't really kicked in yet.


Did I tell you I'm raising dandelions in my front yard?

posted by Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Monday 7th April 2008, 20:46:19read 997 times

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misterblackula on Monday 7th April 2008, 21:37:48 (#63313) (journal)
look out for that chupacabre!
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liclit on Monday 7th April 2008, 23:01:56 (#63314) (journal)
drink til it does not hurt
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 09:52:49 (#63339) (journal)
I did 2- of the forties & countless bowls of Wreckless OG Kush (Indica). I was drunk & entertaining for The Mrs. for the rest of the night.
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guimonkey (99.231.68.*) on Monday 7th April 2008, 23:14:10 (#63315)
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pee on it.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 09:54:54 (#63340) (journal)
It made it sting more when I did that. But it's not stinging now. Maybe it helped!
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Steffenvj on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 01:35:58 (#63317)
try holding ur finger in a blaze of some sort, a friend told me to ignite our orangecannon.. idk wtf its called in english.. anyways i had my finger in that fire for about 3 secs and the flesh was completely white.. yummy
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 10:02:47 (#63341) (journal)
That's precisely what got me into this predicament to begin with.

The blaze of some sort was a propane torch used to "sweat" on 3/4" copper fittings. I don't think it was 3- seconds as that amount of time would have charred my finger off the bone.

It was just long enough for the pain receptors in the finger to send an urgent message to my brain that I need to drop what the fuck ever I have in my hand & move it out of the area very quickly.

I'd recollect that took a little over 1- second total.

Then, I had the copper all warmed up & the solder flowing nicely so I had to finish the joint before I attended to my new wound. Hardcore shit bro. Let me tell ya'...
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sh1zzle on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 12:29:52 (#63355) (journal)
you must allways finish your joint before doing anything else..........

i used to be a plumber, i was doing pipe work and put the blow torch down, then for some reason, picked it up with the hot end.....my skin came off my palm and i couldnt close my hand for ages
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 13:27:58 (#63357) (journal)
I don't feel so bad now. :)

I'm an HVAC guy by trade. When we get cut from sheet metal, fuck it, let the bastard ductwork rot before we get all taped up & back to it. Cold sheet metal doesn't care.

Same with the copper joints we braze. The oxy/acetylene runs hot & fast enough to abandon any joint & go back to it later. The flame spread & danger zone from the heat is much smaller than using a propane torch. The actual heat is waaaaay hotter. I'm used to staying away from being bit by that stuff. I got lazy & paid for it with the propane.

Plumbers only really care that the shit runs downhill & the check is in the mail... :)
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Bionic-Badger on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 02:35:06 (#63319) (journal)
I roasted the tip of my thumb on a soldering iron. Though since it was around a 3rd degree burn, it didn't hurt as much as it could have, and it went away after a month or so.
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Azrael on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 05:47:20 (#63326) (journal)
Done that LOTS of times.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 10:03:25 (#63342) (journal)
My soldering iron has teeth & lashes out at me from great distances.
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NutZ on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 02:39:37 (#63320) (journal)
Ouch! did you let Jesus have a holiday?
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 10:07:08 (#63343) (journal)
It's springtime. I don't water the dirt patch in the front ever. All that shit grows on it's own.

Jesus doesn't do my yard. He's off trying to find nymph. All that fucker ever did was drink my tequila & eyeball The Mrs.
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Ken Shabby on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 04:17:28 (#63323)
Very nice. Unfortunately I don't have the pleasure of raising them, they just grow like mad. :)
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Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 06:36:34 (#63327) (journal)
I love dandelions, the are the STD of the neighborhood lawns.

We had them one year and I lived next door to an old man with an immaculate lawn. One day I heard a noise and found him throwing dandelion heads at my house. He had been 'infected'. He was an asshole anyway.
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liclit on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 07:25:32 (#63333) (journal)
did you throw them back
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Gooch_Rash on Wednesday 9th April 2008, 00:43:58 (#63372) (journal)
I trimmed the lawn to say 'FUCK YOU' in huge letters facing his house.
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Ken Shabby on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 08:26:47 (#63335)
Well done. :) I made the same with a - I can't remember the English name - small furry mammal that burrows undeground and is generally hated by lawn-owners.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 10:14:55 (#63344) (journal)
Gopher?
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Ken Shabby on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 11:15:50 (#63350)
No, I remember it now, a mole. Well, maybe they are called gopher in America, I'm not sure, I've learnt BE. Fucking disturbing, having at least two words for the same being. We call them elk, over there it is a moose. I cought a pike, but I have to say a muskie. I put lingonberry jam on my venison, you eat cranberries.

Well, it's rather nice, after all, I come to think of it.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 10:15:41 (#63345) (journal)
I'm the Typhoid Mary of my 'hood!
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Trogdor the Burninator on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 09:31:42 (#63337) (journal)
I've got a special healing place you can put your finger.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 09:50:48 (#63338) (journal)
You're such a giver. :)
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TastyPanties on Wednesday 9th April 2008, 06:03:42 (#63375) (journal)
i burnt my tounge, trog...
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pug-O-war on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 10:29:37 (#63348)
i see you moved the couch out of your yard, you fucking redneck you. =D
ps: that's not the reason you told me for having to type one handed.........
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 13:30:44 (#63358) (journal)
The couch had to go. It was clashing with the rusty car parts.
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TheThirdCross on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 11:38:51 (#63353) (journal)
your yard loks like mine

i hate to tell you, but you'd never cut it as a diesel mechanic.

if you can stop the bleeding and tape it back together with electrical tape and paper towels, it's a scratch
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 13:34:33 (#63359) (journal)
As a tin-knocker, I have no major issues with lacerations & such. I have butterfly'd myself many times with duct tape, band-aids, & paper towels instead of sutures.

Our motto is: "If you're not bleeding, you're not working." :)

I'm a complete pussy for burns though...
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wool on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 12:15:44 (#63354) (journal)
Get a goat for the dandelions, it will keep the lawn nice and there tight when the wifes out of town ;-)
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 13:40:22 (#63360) (journal)
My neighbors will end up coveting my goat for their own & see fit to steal it from me.

When the Mrs. travels, I have Lady b0gger Nights. Kinda like Hef's parties. Just without all the silicone & $$$...
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haze on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 13:11:12 (#63356) (journal)
place looks nice. sorry finger
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larkinsdad on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 18:32:44 (#63363)
stick it in cider=mrs ego
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TheThirdCross on Tuesday 8th April 2008, 21:22:58 (#63364) (journal)
UPDATE: i mowed my grass... thanx for the motivational!
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