So after pounding 2- Old English forties, burning a slew of phat bowls,
& taking advantage of Trogdor's special healing place, my finger
was able to resume most of it's normal activities today.
Notice the cooked meat & blistering. I'll always enjoy looking at
that crappy solder joint as a reminder of my stupidity.
it has come to our attention that your lawn is in need of some care.
several complaints have been filed with the homeowner's association
regarding the unkept condition of your lawn.
while we are certain that this is merely an oversight, we'd like to
remind you that regulations state that grass should not exceed 3 inches in
length and all curblines, sidewalks and driveways should be neatly
edged.
Update: Roasted Digit
