I think that the males on b0g,
Think tits when they pull on their hog,
While titties are certainly fine,
They aren't the most favorite of mine.
When I have a reason to fap,
Like thinking of FEMME in my lap,
It's always the thought of an ass,
And the lips open wide on a lass.
It's pussy and ass gets me hot,
For I love to suck a wet twat,
Here are a few special pics,
I wish I could give them some licks...
By the way, in my last journal, I forgot my favorite joke of all time:
A thirteen year old boy was going on his first date, and since he
didn't have a father, he asked his mother what he should do. So she
sat him on the couch and taught him all the rules of dating etiquette, and
when she was finished she said,
"And you listen here, young man, don't you try anything
funny" then pointing to her crotch, she said, "Because women have
teeth down there and she'll bite you with it!"
The boy says, "Oh my God, Mom, I didn't know that, thanks for
telling me!"
He takes his girlfriend to the movies, and afterwards they end up at the
girl's house to watch TV. After a little while, SHE starts getting
frisky. She's rubbing his leg and biting at his ear, and the boy is
shaking in his shoes. Finally, she starts to take her skirt off.
"Oh, no, you're not doing that!" the boy says.
"What's the matter, you don't want to fool around?" she
whispers.
Now the boys voice quivers. "No way, my mom told me about you,
you've got teeth down there, and you're going to bite me with
that!!!"
"TEETH??" the girl replies, then pulls of her panties and opens
her legs. "Do you see any teeth down there?"
The boy mouth drops, then he says, "Well, how could there be? Look at
what terrible shape your gums are in!!"
Ok, back to my favorite part of the female...
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My ode to the bottom half... and a joke
