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b0g poll
Problem Tibet:
Free Tibet!
screw them bastards, I don't know 'em so I don't care
wtf's a Tibet? Can you wipe your ass with one?
Increase the killing. B0g needs more offensive shit anyway
Liars! Tibet is, was and always will be a Chinese province.
It's all a lie. There is no Tibet. The jews did it, just like 9/11, just like they faked the holocaust and just like the jews started WW2. The jews always do it!
Other:
Next poll please. This one sucks balls.
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sometimes life is good to me.

...not too often. we'll get to that later.

first, some business.
i got a new futon for christmas. it will be replacing my couch, so the old couch had to go.


i made an attempt to get the couch out the door whole. it is a tight 90° turn to get out my front door, and after 20 minutes of fighting with it, i grabbed my circular saw.


it took about five minutes to buzz that couch in half, another 30 seconds to haul it out to the curb. i had one hell of a foam and sawdust mess, but that's what shop-vacs are for.

well, back to my good fortune.

as some of you know, i often take my camera into work.

(installing satellite communications)


well, my coworkers are also aware of the fact that i usually have my camera on hand. one of the young, attractive female office workers asked to borrow my camera. she wants to enter a radio tattoo contest. i gladly lent her my camera. i informed her later that i did not have my USB cable with me, and i will have to email her the pictures.


i resized them for her too. i'm a nice guy. i like to help.
posted by TheThirdCross on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 22:05:53read 721 times

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yettti activist on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 22:17:12 (#43745) (journal)
how did you get the couch in your house to begin with?
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TheThirdCross on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 22:29:12 (#43749) (journal)
don't remember exactly (ten years ago) but i do remember removing the screen door and cutting the legs off of the couch
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Intruder on Wednesday 10th January 2007, 04:39:42 (#43777)
the couch has been growing up for ten years
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tikklemynuts on Wednesday 10th January 2007, 08:06:17 (#43785) (journal)
couch? ... I saw partial tits...
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 22:19:21 (#43746) (journal)
I'm seeing stars!! :)

I burned a couch in my Weber BBQ a long time ago. A chainsaw, too much beer, & I had a roaring fire that the neighbors still talk about.
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misterblackula on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 22:22:20 (#43748) (journal)
Does she have two bras one? I guess then big'uns need some extra support
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 22:31:37 (#43750) (journal)
Doubled up for warmth.
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TheThirdCross on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 22:34:33 (#43751) (journal)
it looks like two bras. i will ask her tomorrow when i show her my new desktop.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 23:42:27 (#43761) (journal)
SWEET!!

Green bar paper report on top of your 'puter? Nice.....
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Harry P. Ness on Wednesday 10th January 2007, 02:00:42 (#43770) (journal)
i think she has one and then an undershirt over that. I have that bra, its comfy.
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surgeonbob on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 22:39:04 (#43752) (journal)
next time there's a 3 axel autocar dump for sale let me know i need a new ride
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TheThirdCross on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 22:44:17 (#43754) (journal)
what about a Western Star dump? i know a guy who has 3. we can hook you up...you'll be pimpin
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surgeonbob on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 23:26:54 (#43760) (journal)
fuck that it's got to be old school. dimond rios are cool too, but that's a tall order now a days.
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colophonius on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 22:54:50 (#43755)
Wait a minute. You don't have a dog, do you?
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TheThirdCross on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 23:06:22 (#43759) (journal)
no dog. long story.
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Hairless_Weasel on Wednesday 10th January 2007, 03:37:10 (#43773) (journal)
ive got time and an ear
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Hairless_Weasel on Wednesday 10th January 2007, 03:37:26 (#43774) (journal)
1 (1)
unless its boring
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Fanatic on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 22:56:39 (#43756) (journal)
Why does she have a vagina between her boobs?
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Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 9th January 2007, 22:58:21 (#43757) (journal)
Do you work at a record store?
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kogneto on Wednesday 10th January 2007, 00:27:01 (#43766) (journal)
looks like she has a pimple between the puppies
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Wednesday 10th January 2007, 00:43:19 (#43768) (journal)
Cum callous.
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pariah on Wednesday 10th January 2007, 01:12:34 (#43769) (journal)
Cum Retention
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Wednesday 10th January 2007, 08:19:17 (#43787) (journal)
Pleasure knob?
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TheThirdCross on Wednesday 10th January 2007, 15:57:58 (#43821) (journal)
titoris.
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lovelinefan on Wednesday 10th January 2007, 18:57:13 (#43831) (journal)
exactly. That pic would be great without that little offensive knob, whatever it is. Will somebody 'chop that out? im too lazy.
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Mike_Stoned on Wednesday 10th January 2007, 03:11:55 (#43772) (journal)
i'm a nice guy. i like to help.
well done! I'm sure you received some extra stars for being so polite.
and I hope she makes it into the finals so that you need to take more pictures.
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YoDaaah on Wednesday 10th January 2007, 05:40:18 (#43780) (journal)
you did the only right thing....post pics on b0g haha :)
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cog on Thursday 11th January 2007, 04:19:14 (#43894) (journal)
what do satellite communications have to do with big turbo diesel engines?
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