How to get a man's attention during a conversation
Insight from a male friend of mine as to why sometimes men don't
listen
So here’s the deal.
#1 after you have lived with a woman for long enough, you can guess pretty
much what she’s gonna say even before she says it. And therefore stop
paying attention.
#2 it’s a well known fact that women say 4 to 5 times as many words a day
than men. Once a man has reached his maximum level of conversation for the
day, the only thing he will take interest in is conversations regarding
pussy. Now, if you refer to #1, you will note that after a man has lived
with a woman long enough, the only conversations that will break the
importance threshold is those regarding some other woman’s pussy.
#3 Once a man and woman have lived together long enough, there is nothing
NEW to discuss (see #2 regarding other women’s pussies). Therefore, from
the man’s perspective, there are only 3 things that may come out of his
woman’s mouth. 1) Topics concerning things that the man might have to do,
i.e. chores, and thus the conversation is ignored. 2) Topics that have
already been discussed 10,000 times and are therefore ignored. And lastly
3) Topics that the man has already predicted that the woman would bring up,
and therefore is ignored.
So to make a short answer long, after some amount of time living with a
man, the only way to discuss things that aren’t ignored are to introduce
some other woman’s pussy into the equitation.
If you wish to have conversations with a domesticated man, i.e. your live
in male….. and yes at has been long enough for him to be considered
domesticated. Follow the following guidelines.
Conversations regarding chores: “If you do not take out the garbage, then
Sally will think that you are a slob and probably not put out when she
comes over”
Idle conversations about your day: “Today at work I had this really tough
time doing xyz, however, while I was doing xyz, I saw Sally bend over and
saw some fur.
Note: Never attempt conversation with a domesticated male while he is
watching TV, especially if he is a sports fan. Doing so on a regular basis
will increase the likelihood that you are ignored regardless of how much
pussy is in the story.
nymphetamine (86.130.35.*) on Monday 13th August 2007, 10:12:55 (#54096)
2 (2)
Yes its true the longer you remain with 1 man the more mundane and boring
it gets
They pursue us for months telling us we are 'interesting' and
'beautiful' before finally wearing us down for a date. Instead,I
wish they would simply just push us down on a flat surface, wank over our
backs and then never call us back citing 'pressure at work' or
summin
Your male friend needs a bit of help here. I'll be happy to oblige...
The differences between men & women are sometimes very
obvious & mostly subtle. Problems happen when we expect or assume the
opposite sex should think, feel or act the way we do. It’s not that men and
women live in completely different realities. It's mostly our lack of
knowledge & mutual experience that causes problems.
Consider how men approach solving a problem versus how a woman would. Woman
are usually more concerned about how problems are solved than just solving
the problem itself. For us dudes, how the problem is solved isn't
nearly as important as solving it effectively & in the best possible
manner. Booyah!!
Women tend to be intuitive global
thinkers & are prone to become overwhelmed with complexities (perceived
or not) & may have difficulty separating their personal experience from
problems.
Men tend to focus on one problem at a time or a
limited number & are prone to minimize & fail to appreciate
subtleties that can lead to successful solutions.
These
differences seep into our daily lives & we end up making stereotypical
statements about the opposite sex. We failure to recognize &
appreciate that these differences can become a source of disappointment,
frustration, tension & eventually lead to the downfall of a
relationship.
Not only can these differences destroy a
promising relationship, but most people will grudgingly accept or learn to
live with the consequences. Eventually they find some compromise or way to
cope. Few people ever work past these difficulties. People tend to accept
what they don't understand when they feel powerless to change it.
My suggestion is to start feeding your man a constant dose of
estrogen and progesterone to feminize him to your liking.
i was way not into reading the dr phil moment but im assuming
puting estragin in little boys heads. as an infant that might
screw them up more, coming out thinking there a woman trapped in
a mans body or gay, or what have you. the brain develops well
into the late teens so mild ammounts during childhood might be ok
if you want to sissify the kid
Not necessarily a Dr. Phil moment, but facts based on
research into the differences between men & women.
Over the years, I've come to realize the best
way for me to survive & enjoy an relationship with a
lady is to learn how she ticks. Find what differences we
have & how I can leverage the knowledge to a harmonious
conclusion.
The idea of feeding a dude female
hormones was a joke. Just as you could chuckle about dosing
the babes with testosterone, it's good for giggles.
Gotta go, Oprah's on & I don't want to
miss it... ;)
1) i have a computer, so conversations about pussy are not likely to
interest me.
2) whereas many women believe that most problems can be solved with a long,
deep conversation, many men feel that most problems can be solved with a
hammer.
How to get a man's attention during a conversation
