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OMGWTF Shootout.

I fucking hate shootouts in hockey. It's like playing '500 UP' for the World Series or 'HORSE' for the NBA Championship.



I hate soccer because you fuckers invented the shootout. I won't forgive and I'll never forget that one.

Thank God Canada pulled it out after the 7th or so shooter.

It always feels good to lay a loss on the fucking US. Have fun playing for third douchebags.



We either get the Swedes or the Ruskies in the final. Should be a good game.

[EDiT]

The Ruskies won. Another battle between the largest nations on the earth! (square footage-wise)
posted by Wit on Wednesday 3rd January 2007, 15:17:07read 885 times

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Bionic-Badger on Wednesday 3rd January 2007, 15:26:16 (#43311) (journal)
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Yes, this is why soccer sucks, and the plague it carries has spread to other sports. The whole concept of ending a game with a shootout makes it not even worth watching. Hockey is only slightly better for the fights, as opposed to those soccer players rolling around faking an injury like little pussies.
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D-Fens on Thursday 4th January 2007, 17:52:40 (#43358)
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You know, not every soccer game is ended by a shotout...pussy
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tikklemynuts on Wednesday 3rd January 2007, 15:29:13 (#43313) (journal)
agreed... shootouts are pussy. i thought it was all over for Canada in the OT when USA went on a power play, but thanks to a lack of skill on thier part they couldn't manage better than 2 shots on net...Keen eye on Price as well.. those shots had no chance
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Wit on Wednesday 3rd January 2007, 15:33:51 (#43316) (journal)
Yeah but I wish Price coulda shut it down a lil earlier...7ish a side almost killed me.
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fulper on Wednesday 3rd January 2007, 15:38:19 (#43317) (journal)
i took your advice and watched some pr0n boxing, it really helped me out, thanks Wit!
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Wit on Wednesday 3rd January 2007, 16:24:53 (#43318) (journal)
Made $60 on the UFC on Saturday...everyone wanted Tito...fucking morons.
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Trogdor the Burninator on Wednesday 3rd January 2007, 16:46:45 (#43320) (journal)
What's a shootout?
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Wit on Wednesday 3rd January 2007, 16:53:32 (#43321) (journal)
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A shootout is when they just go one on one, player and goalie...usually it's a best out of 3 and then just 1 and 1.

It sucks.
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Bionic-Badger on Thursday 4th January 2007, 00:14:00 (#43331) (journal)
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Think about it this way: you spend 1-2 hours watching a match, getting all hyped up about a team game, and then you have it all end with a one-on-one shot between a shooter and the goalie. At least in hockey the goal is smaller, and the goalie has a decent chance of deflecting the shot, but in soccer it is basically flipping a coin because the goalie dives one way or the other hoping he the ball went that direction. Yes, there is some skill, but most of it is just guesswork.

Oh, and what is really funny is that Los Alamos labs for some reason did some study which concluded that soccer was the most "exciting" sport because of the greatest potential for upsets. Little do they consider that if there is such a large chance for upsets that it shows that skill does not really play a part. The game with the highest percentage of upsets if flipping a coin, at 50-50. What kind of "sport" is that?
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gHouLaSh on Thursday 4th January 2007, 06:27:00 (#43338)
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FYI: Soccer can be really exciting and it usually doesn't end with shootouts.
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Fanatic on Thursday 4th January 2007, 07:26:17 (#43340) (journal)
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What kind of "sport" is that?

The most popular one in the world. Although one might argue that it is an art.
skill does not really play a part

Have you even seen a football match??? You are like a 40 year old virgin talking about sex. "Oh I read this research and it says... " , "oh I heard that.. " .
Seriously you say lots of things , some smart , some idiotic , but when you start talking about football it sounds like you have the downs syndrome.
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Bionic-Badger on Saturday 6th January 2007, 00:10:04 (#43454) (journal)
I've watched three World Cups (no, not all of them), including two games from the last. I remember the first time watching the World Cup (I think 1996? 1992?), wondering what the commotion was about. Brazil was supposed to be really good, but Germany and others had good teams too. It seemed like it would be entertaining since I liked playing it, and this was a professional match. Really, it wasn't that bad.

That was, until the ending. What the hell? I sat through two hours of this game--the final match--only to end it with a shootout? I thought that was for penalties!Whatmore, what I observed was the goalie jumping left or right, and depending on what he guessed, he either deflected the shot, or missed altogether. I was even more pissed by the fact that this sorry ending to the game was not part of the original game, but rather something made up by FIFA (or somebody) to terminate the game early. It seemed nobody was happy with it.
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Bionic-Badger on Saturday 6th January 2007, 00:22:41 (#43455) (journal)
My dissatisfaction was really solidifed with the last World Cup. Not only did it end like that one described above, but now I was noticing players rolling around the field like fucking girls trying to lure the ref into giving a penalty. Despite that, the game still ended in a shooting match. End result: 0/0, game won in a shootout. WHOOP-DEE-DOO.

And come on Fanatic, "popularity" as a criteria for something being good? 100 Billion served, right?

Art? Then why is soccer a team game? At least if it remained that way it would have some dignity. Perhaps that "art" could be extended to actually scoring some points in regulation?

Thank the hells other sports are more popular here, because soccer is just not that fun to watch.
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Fanatic on Saturday 6th January 2007, 02:14:05 (#43457) (journal)
You cant really compare engines and fruits or like you cited - macdonalds and football. Completely different things. And different rules of popularity apply . You know that.
An art it is because , the individual play , the team play - it can be so beautiful. Goals out of nowhere, outstanding passes , phenomenal dribbling. You have to see it to understand.
By the way you didnt seem to watch it very well , the score before shootouts wasnt 0-0 , it was 1-1 . And if you were to actually root for one of the teams you'd worry so much during the penalties , an emotional state close to hysteria. Now imagine what the players feel , the weight of 5 billion people watching them , the fate of the most desired trophy in their hands (or feet) . I cant say that I am a big fan of shootouts , but they really have their charm as well.
Yeah faking injuries is a bitch - it can win matches, but public opinion of that player really drops. Believe me its not that big a problem as you see it , and its definately not a reason to not watch the game.
Just a tip: You can continue watching your oh so amazing baseball or american football , I really dont care. I have my most beautiful sport in the world and I am happy about it. Just dont start discussing it because the statements you make really show that you have no idea what you are talking about.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Thursday 4th January 2007, 01:24:21 (#43334) (journal)
1 (1)
It has 3- major parts to it.

A sexually active couple.
A bottle of tequila
Plastic sheets for the bed.

After that, I can't recall. All I remember is something about finishing the bottle of tequila before you slide off the bed...
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Trogdor the Burninator on Thursday 4th January 2007, 12:45:27 (#43347) (journal)
Now that sounds like fun. Where do I sign up?
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dantesmonkey on Wednesday 3rd January 2007, 17:00:38 (#43322) (journal)
Hockey was better with no helmets...Soccer should be played with 2 balls...as there is not enough scoring. Defense is only fun to watch for so long...as like watching to hot lezzy chicks being prudish when the other goes for a tit or tries to get her fingers stinky. We want ACTION! As for shoot-outs...stupid, sudden death is the way to go...even if it takes 10 overtimes...you want the game over? score then! But the guys get too tired? Well it shows who's team is in better shape...only the strong survive.
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weapons on Wednesday 3rd January 2007, 17:11:15 (#43323) (journal)
baseball is way boring than soccer, and what's up with you Americans - 2 balls?
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Wit on Wednesday 3rd January 2007, 19:18:33 (#43324) (journal)
No...they've got 4 balls in baseball. That's 3 better than soccer.
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Bionic-Badger on Thursday 4th January 2007, 00:19:35 (#43332) (journal)
Yeah, it is pretty boring. It's like a game centered on shootouts, only with a stick, some running, etc. At least, however, it remains a team game to the end, and the players don't drop like crybabies from the smallest of hits (even that hit by Zidane was pretty weak to collapse to the ground from).
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haze on Thursday 4th January 2007, 10:48:30 (#43346) (journal)
Let's see you get hit by Zidane
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Bionic-Badger on Thursday 4th January 2007, 00:27:22 (#43333) (journal)
It should be played to the death if necessary. FIFA can kiss my ass if it wants to cut it short. At the very least the final World Cup match shouldn't ever end in a shoot-out. I wouldn't even accept the win at that point, because it's not one.

Having two balls would at least make it so the game has a little more strategy than just kicking the ball back and forth to team mates and then at the goal. Simulataneous shots on goal, dedicating players to certain balls, etc. would make it more interesting. Other sports, American Football, Baseball, Basketball, Cricket, etc. at least have some strategy behind them. Even hockey has collisions to make things interesting. Maybe that's why the soccer players drop like flies at the smallest hit to earn penalties: there's no strategy in that game.
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weapons on Thursday 4th January 2007, 05:40:07 (#43336) (journal)
I disagree. Soccer (I'll stick to the way YOU prefer to call it) is a game of skill and strategy. I'm not very into American football but how many minutes do they run before they take a break (2 or 3 maximum?). In soccer they have to be able to run 2x45 minutes. Speed, endurance, control of the ball (it's easy running with the ball in your hands, try with your feet), team play and it takes a lot of practice and determination to be good. Believe me it takes a lot of skill to even pass the ball to the right direction. Strategy? Isn't this situation - having 5 defenders and 2 attackers and ends with scoring a goal - called strategy? Or you'd say it happen by accident? If you've never played you cant appreciate it, nor understand it.
Also, nothing is comparable with the kicks you get when you go to a soccer match. It's like going to a war or something, nothing of the other sports can give that much of an adrenaline... but that's another story.
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Fanatic on Thursday 4th January 2007, 07:17:06 (#43339) (journal)
there's no strategy in that game.

That retarded comment is equivelent to "the world is flat".
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lovelinefan on Wednesday 3rd January 2007, 20:52:54 (#43326) (journal)
Who the fuck watches hockey?
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Wit on Wednesday 3rd January 2007, 23:39:35 (#43329) (journal)
People who can follow a black puck on a white surface...
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colophonius on Thursday 4th January 2007, 13:22:09 (#43349)
I'd rather just play pong..
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hks on Thursday 4th January 2007, 03:29:02 (#43335)
if it's still a tie they should end it with a game of chess, like real men. helmets and all.
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dantesmonkey on Thursday 4th January 2007, 08:39:17 (#43341) (journal)
or go to the pub and play darts/billiards or foosball.
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colophonius on Thursday 4th January 2007, 13:22:37 (#43350)
*Fußball
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huegy on Thursday 4th January 2007, 17:23:04 (#43354) (journal)
foosball = kicker (tischfußball)
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B3 on Thursday 4th January 2007, 09:25:38 (#43342)
Thunder Dome two men enter one man leaves
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ill favors on Friday 5th January 2007, 14:02:23 (#43418) (journal)
the hatrick, like a threesome for the game
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