This summer in sweden sux.so after a few days of rain on my vacation i
thaught it would be cool to test my car a bit
and desided to cross europe.a trip of 2 weeks and 520 european miles.going
though sweden,denmark,Germany.Osterreich and finally Italy and passing
Schweiz on the way back.Didnt take to long driving there as a thaught as
you can step on it through germany and Italy,so i scared my car up to
250km/h.My gf didnt like it thou ;)
This is the bridge from sweden to denmark
A ferry from Denmark to germany.
Getting tired in south Germany i asked my gps for a hotel and ended up in a
1200 y old place with ghost n everything.
A place to remember next time :)
My expert knowledge in german say they have n old tradition in bestiality
here.I plug my ass before bedtime just incase..
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All of a sudden when i tried the strawhat on the table in our room i got
possesed by the old lady in the house..you can c the orbs around me...or
was it my breath after the german beer.
all kind of stuffed animals around...didnt c any jews thou..im gonna miss
this place :(
Goddam..i didnt drive all this way to c clouds..better step on it.alps here
i come...swoooosh
Lets c..oh northern Italy allready..this was nuthin ;)
Alps was beautiful..old castles everywhere and good beer.wonder what ppl do
here..gettin out in the morning taking a piss and joddles to
eatchother.well..works for me a few days.
Ok..my gold rolex tells me to find a fuckn hotel.Im in Rimini..
Il take it a few days..i like the view..
Italy...pasta.Pizza.peer...damn everything starts with a p in this
country..
Dad...look deep into my eyes...you feel wery sleepy..you gonna buy me all
kinds of stuff..you going to let me drink alot and party alot..and when we
are back in sweden you gonna forget about it.
WTF
MMMMM...peeer
I know speak italian without any problems
Shutup..im drunk,,im old,,,im tired,,i dont want to party anymore,,go
away..
ok..lets c what those pasta eating turds listen to..oh spagettihouse..who
could had guessed..doesnt matter..i own the dancefloor anyway..
Wow..i can c alot of pubs from san marino,,this is n old castle and san
marino is a republic in the republic..get it.???
Im going shopping and you are coming with me..
I aint going nowhere without a peer first..
They say u get gr8 potens from this stuff but my gf didnt want me to take
viagra when i wanted to test it..whats wrong with having even more sex ;P
Pizza n Peer..
I know u youngsters wants the knowledge and wisdom that us older have and
want to know the meaning of life and all kinds of deep stuff we talks about
so im going to share some to you...you starts from the bottom...k
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i call it a speed bump
- YoDaaah wrote:
should had known u had developed a tumor on that spot instead.
- Penis of the Gods wrote:
ive jacked off so many time i have no finger prints left.
- YoDaaah wrote:
i really thaught you were experienced..if you wank for 2 days..yupp..there
it is.a print of your thumb on the upper side of your dick like a red
spot..or mayb my english sux :P
btw..my vacation starts next week..so happy summer to you.
- Penis of the Gods wrote:
what does i would had a thumbprint on my dick after 2 days
mean?
I'm jealous
of being able to gobble big wads of asphalt in minimal time. Here in the
Southwest, we have all kinds of open roads but really can't let the
legs out on our ponies as Johhny Law is usually lurking around to whack our
pee-pee.
Great pic of you passed out in the hotel room.
I'm hangin' that one on the wall... :)
heheh..im the old fashion kind of man when it comes to
ladies.1 at the time to keep things simple..but is it ok if
i send a bucket of sperm instead,if you promise to send me a
pic of our kid(s) each year ;)
Whoa. Beautiful offspring there, sir.
Visit the Czech Republic next time if you like beer. At about 0.70€/half
liter and the greatest taste in the world, I'm sure you're bound
to have a good time.
(I can take care of the princess in the meantime.)
looks like you guys had a great trip, but you forgot your most beautiful
and stunning daughter; me. which is fine, i'll forgive you this time,
but next time you're going to get it bad daddy
I has roadtrip
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All of a sudden when i tried the strawhat on the table in our room i got
possesed by the old lady in the house..you can c the orbs around me...or
was it my breath after the german beer.
