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Lonely farmer's wedding night letdown

A German farmer who married a woman he met on the internet has asked for the marriage to be annulled after finding out 'she' was a he. Wolfgang Zober, 55, from Naumburg, said: "I don't meet many women as I am often out in the fields working all day, and so a friend suggested I try internet dating. "I was delighted when I contacted Randy Victoria, 38, and was delighted when I met her and realised she was as lovely as her photographs. "She even knew loads about farming - I didn't realise that was because she used to be a farmer herself. "We only had a kiss and cuddle before we married. But on my wedding night she told me she had a penis - and that her real name was Ralf. I was devastated. "The only true thing she did say was that she had two children, but she was the father - not the mother."
posted by criterion on Monday 14th April 2008, 05:08:35read 1185 times

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Muell on Monday 14th April 2008, 05:16:15 (#63601)
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guess if you feel a boner in the other's trousers while cuddling you shouldn't just ignore it
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Hennessy on Monday 14th April 2008, 05:26:39 (#63602)
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and they lived happily ever after
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Skilt on Monday 14th April 2008, 05:27:28 (#63604)
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Wrong dating site..
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cumshit on Monday 14th April 2008, 05:40:18 (#63606)
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www.marryashemale.de
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SeanConnery on Monday 14th April 2008, 06:00:33 (#63607)
i used to have this problem in the past, now i have to fuck them before proposing to make sure its a lady.
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B-Daught on Monday 14th April 2008, 11:48:02 (#63616)
yeah.. whatever happened to sex before marriage?
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liclit on Monday 14th April 2008, 06:34:31 (#63608) (journal)
one good thing about premarital sex
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pug-O-war on Monday 14th April 2008, 08:31:25 (#63609)
no one is who they seem on the internets.
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Trumbone on Monday 14th April 2008, 10:21:18 (#63610)
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You cant marry a chick before boning her... thats just gross, just imagine she sucks at sucking or doesnt take it up the ass
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misterblackula on Monday 14th April 2008, 10:39:19 (#63611) (journal)
flip a coin and hope you don't have to bite the pillow tonight
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Gooch_Rash on Monday 14th April 2008, 11:08:20 (#63612) (journal)
This is the 21'st century, what's a penis between friends?
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colophonius on Monday 14th April 2008, 11:17:13 (#63613)
again, less than 50 miles form where i live
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TastyPanties on Monday 14th April 2008, 11:42:07 (#63614) (journal)
it would've been a better sign if her name were Victoria Randy instead of Randy Victoria
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Ken Shabby on Monday 14th April 2008, 12:05:48 (#63619)
The true name was neither V.R. nor R.V. but Heinrich Arschkopf. Anyway it is not important, in Saxony it is customary to fuck anything that moves, including males, females of all mammal groups as well as combine harvesters. I've lived in the province for a couple of months, and I take me hat off to local girls.
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Aza on Monday 14th April 2008, 11:54:12 (#63617) (journal)
but please let us all know if the annulment acted wolfgang
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Mirelpt2 on Monday 14th April 2008, 12:49:56 (#63621)
wolfgangbang
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MrBeen on Monday 14th April 2008, 12:55:23 (#63622) (journal)
At least he isn't pregnant from other man...
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Captain Durty on Monday 14th April 2008, 16:28:46 (#63648)
hahahaha that seems to happen to alot of people, i think they know but they get embarrased when someone else finds out.
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