My first journal entry...are you as excited as me?
Well...today I will introduce you to my rugrats. Kids (making them) are
great! If you train them early, it can be lots of fun, not to mention a lot
of help around the house. My youngest boy Conner tried Champagne for the
first time the other night and was bitching it was too dry. He loved the
beer (like his daddy).
My next youngest is Krista, she likes to go around the house topless like
her mom used to, but unlike her mom, she has a desire to please her daddy.
New Years morn was a little rough, but Krista said the best way to cure a
hangover is to start drinking again. She is great...she can pop the tops
all by herself and even recycles the cans!
Next is Billy (who will be the next Bill Gates), the kid loves computers
and shitting his pants (potty training is a bitch). We made a deal that he
can fix my broken down computer (virus from porn), if he uses the can like
a big boy. So far so good.
Yeah the wife (ex-wife) left me for some black Sumo wrestler. I guess its
tough to find well endowed men out there. She gets to see the kids every
other weekend.
To piss her off I usually send the kids with dirty tee-shirts and shit. She
hates it. "Where are the GAP clothes I bought them? You have a sick
sense of humor and I am not a slut!"
Well the babysitter is here. This is a treat for the boys and I. My oldest
is realizing why I hired her (not to mention the things she will do for a
bag of green). Well I am off to greet my lil toy. I'll let you know if
I get some today.
posted by dantesmonkey on Tuesday 2nd January 2007, 10:44:21
The joys of being a good parent
