Me and my male counterparts were discussing our sexual conquests, and we
agreed (as none of us ever had the opportunity) that sleeping with twins
would be a blast! Here is a pair I grew up with and had a chance with.
Jillian and Jennifer. Damn, these gals were not the prettiest, but are
looking kinda hot wit the hair done and a nice dress.
Speaking of fantasies, my best bud next door fullfilled a recent role play.
His girl had to get glasses as her vision was shitty, but was afraid to get
glasses and look like a geek. Well, she likes them now because we tell her
she looks like a dirty Librarian.
On that note of Library Books...some guy had a book out for years and years
and finally returned it. He owed about $147.00, and wanted to set an
example that its never too late to return a library book. Good guy or Dumb
ass? Which leads me to a decent B movie I rented this week called IDIOCRACY
with Dax Shepard and Luke Wilson. The movie shows us an interesting theory
on how we are deevolving. Since us humans are at the TOP of the food chain
and there is no survival of fittest where the smartest, fastest and
strongest keep producing making the species better, but just the opposite.
They showed a couple with high IQ's attempting to plan a baby and how
timing was important in their busy lives and then they show some low IQ
redneck and his girl(s) and how he keeps getting them pregnant and then his
dumb ass kids keep having dumb uneducated kids etc. Well in the movie we
deevolve and after an army experiment gone wrong, the chosen Luke Wilson
with an avaerage IQ wakes up in the year 2505 and quickly finds out he is a
genius compared to these folks...who speak a new language made up of slang,
ebonics and redneck. Like I said its a B movie...has a few funny parts and
leaves you with an interesting perspective on where human life is heading.
Hear is a couple that is goin to have some future geniuses.
I can't end the journal on that note, I looked and high and low and
found this for those that want something to *fap* to. Yummy!
posted by dantesmonkey on Saturday 13th January 2007, 17:32:58
Twins Librarians, rednecks and secks
