Having pets are fun...and some like to get in on the act
I would love to hear everyone's sick experiences with family pets. Do
I like beastiality? No. Do I love me pets and they happen to be in the
wrong place at the right time? Yes. On more than one occassion our pups
have came in the room while the gal and I where "bumping uglies"
and the female pup would always jump on the bed (I don't blame her)
and we'd have to push her off...well a few times I was close and did
not want to wreck the rhythm and I felt a cold nose and tongue on the ass.
As many of you would have found this fun, erotic etc...it was weird. Might
have been better if her nose was warm??? Another run in was with the
cat...doing doggystyle again (love that position) and the cat pawwed at my
balls and got a nail stuck in the skin for a half second....NOT COOL! Yes,
I beared the pain and finished the job. Back to the pups...many times they
have come in the room top watch...cool to have an audience. I wonder if
they were judging me? I wonder if they liked it? So whats your
experience?
UNRELATED BUT RELATED PIC
posted by dantesmonkey on Saturday 10th February 2007, 13:34:45
Once I was funking this Mexican hooker who had a stomach virus and every
minute or so would have to throw up in the bucket that I keep beside my
bed.After about 20 minutes the bucket was getting full and starting to
spill over and there is no way I could have kept a hard on knowing puke was
getting on my carpet, so I called Elroy and he came in and thought hey a
big bucket of food and started eating the puke faster that she could puke
it out.Just then she let a fucking fart that stunk like a dead horse and
it just fucking lingered,it was so thick that it wouldnt leave so I had
stop fucking to turn on the ceiling fan and when I turned around I steped
in the puke bucket and fell down and missed Elroy by just a few inches,we
still laugh about that day.
I once had a cat named Earl. He was a neutered cat, but when he got old he
got 'fixated' on a green velveteen blanket. Whenever the blanket
was on something warm (a persons leg for example), he would bite the
blanket and hump like no tomorrow.
I had a date over, and we had sex. When we were done, we fell asleep with
the green blanket over us. A couple of hours passed, and old Earl hopped up
on the bed and found many delicious legs in blankets just waiting to be
pleasured.
Purrr PUURRR PUURRRRRR hump hump humpp
"WHAT THEFUCK!!!" my date said sleepily
Having pets are fun...and some like to get in on the act
