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TONGUEiN2 Im_Rick_James_B itch Lee Harvey

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Sites, parasites and how to look out-of-sight!

Whats up b0ggers and b0ggettes. Is Saturday night and I just finished loading some pics on the camera and I wish I could share more than 5 (all the attachments is letting me add) but hey ill favors usually only puts one. (just teeZin sistah).

Ok...as per the JOURNAL title..."SITES"...the wonderful site I wish to comment on is the sexiness of the female belly. The beloved place that carries the fruit of your loins, the great place to pull out and cum on and such a sexy place for a button ring! But......if you gals wish to do this (get your belly pierced) please do not do it if your belly resembles buddah or hangs over your low cut jeans or you can not visualy see your button hole without having to spread apart a roll. If that describes you...then practice like the girl below..."How to hold a bottle of KRYSTAL for your Boo"...cuz he is the only man brave enough to go near your shizzle!





Next I wish to talk about parasites...My complex has a bunch of stray cats we call "The Garbage Kitties"...they are wild and there are about 8 total...all un neutered and by next summer we are going to have 20+. Well, being a cat owner, I feel bad and I am 1 or 4 people that puts out food and left overs so they have something to eat in this freezing New England weather. One of them coughed up a nice chunk of "roundworms" which I thought I would share with you. Was a tough choice...do I submit and hope tress authorizes this pic for the OFFENSIVE section or simply put it in my journal. Fuck it...journal. Anyways, the cats are cute, and run when you try and touch them. The only one I have had luck with petting was the light tiger one in the middle. They all have names and are a popular topic amongst the tennants. There is Skinny, Smokey, Willy (I called him 1 eyed willy when he had an eye infection in one eye...now since he has 2 fine eyes...had to shorten it to willy), Papa Smokey is the father to the litter, Tigers and Runt (tiny female). There are some others...but no names.





Last...How to LOook OUTTASIGHT! I belive that I have found the cure for male ugliness. Ladies please feel free to comment. My guess...is if you have this...you have the KEY to unlocking many legs in this world no matter how hairy, small cocked or fucked-up faced you are.

posted by dantesmonkey on Saturday 24th February 2007, 17:10:30read 898 times

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Penis of the Gods on Saturday 24th February 2007, 17:14:35 (#46473) (journal)
I wou;d eat the garbage kitties alive for that car.
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pug-O-war on Saturday 24th February 2007, 17:18:19 (#46474)
i would eat the garbage kitties, their worms and the pavement for that car.
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liclit on Saturday 24th February 2007, 17:21:12 (#46476) (journal)
ok i would eat the cats to get the car to sell the car and get a Z06 and have extra cash
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Penis of the Gods on Saturday 24th February 2007, 17:26:35 (#46479) (journal)
I would eat the car just for spite.
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liclit on Saturday 24th February 2007, 17:32:31 (#46481) (journal)
topped with shrooms?
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Hairless_Weasel on Saturday 24th February 2007, 23:45:47 (#46500) (journal)
i would eat the shrooms to watch the cats drive the car and hit jesus
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MrBeen on Sunday 25th February 2007, 13:12:04 (#46526) (journal)
I'd kill the owner to get a ride
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dantesmonkey on Saturday 24th February 2007, 18:30:14 (#46485) (journal)
the blow job option...actually comes standard with this model
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liclit on Saturday 24th February 2007, 18:31:13 (#46487) (journal)
from the salesman
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ill favors on Sunday 25th February 2007, 00:33:35 (#46503) (journal)
loves you brother dantes. i will try to post more pics just for you. my comment about the car. it wouldn't open my legs, a nice big penix would.
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ill favors on Sunday 25th February 2007, 00:36:09 (#46504) (journal)
p.s.- cum on the stomach is the best.
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MrBeen on Sunday 25th February 2007, 13:15:35 (#46527) (journal)
Big penixes, cum on the stomach... you're into deepthroating, isn't it?
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Bionic-Badger on Sunday 25th February 2007, 02:30:19 (#46510) (journal)
That second pic right after the first had me cracking up.
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Gooch_Rash on Sunday 25th February 2007, 14:21:54 (#46532) (journal)
Me too. I laughed my ass off. You'll be seeing her again in some GR shops for sure.
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haze on Sunday 25th February 2007, 06:02:06 (#46515) (journal)
what is that red circle all about?
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dantesmonkey on Sunday 25th February 2007, 10:31:36 (#46524) (journal)
that was the puked up worms area...next pic is a close-up
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colophonius on Sunday 25th February 2007, 14:02:39 (#46529)
Am I the only one that sees t he alien?
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Death_Tef on Sunday 25th February 2007, 06:11:15 (#46517) (journal)
i luv my girl's belly. it's all soft and warm and falling asleep on it is so sweeet!
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Gooch_Rash on Sunday 25th February 2007, 14:25:02 (#46533) (journal)
Feral Cats can actually be rehabilitated.

Also, there is a group called the Feral Cat Coalition that does spay/neuter of Feral cats that people have taken responsibility to care for and feed. There may be a group in New England that can help you before your crew gets to be too large.
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