So lately I thought I had life figured out..kind of like a drugged out
lunatic of some sort.
Playing little story lines in my head that if one plan fails I had
something to back up into, but thats all over with.
I recently was just let go from my job and I figured i would get a job just
like *THAT* because..well I'm a stupid little cunt.
failed miserably
job hunting? GFG..
Sitting around got boring; you can only visit so many websites before you
get tired of visiting the same template over and over again...with no
updates.
Oh..the perfect solution!
Join the U.S. air force - I'm smart enough and its a job...that pays
alright(better than nothing) and maybe I can land a job that I would love
to do.
Uncle sam said that I'm a dirty little border hopping limey and
refuses to help me so now I'm forced to do mexi labor for uncle
sam.
what a land of opportunity this is
300$ for a usa citizenship test? fuck that...why should I pass it if 90%
of most americans couldn't pass it themselves.
go back to england? Queen Elizabeth said I'm a backstabbing wanker
and I've now lost my citizenship over there(been gone for more than 3
months)
so..
this is life
*updated image thanks to kogneto*
posted by dooftard on Friday 30th March 2007, 23:59:56
if you read my comment, the real message I was trying
to convey would be, "Your life does seem pretty
terrible, but have you tried doing a barrel roll?"
and not, "What is a barrel roll?"
one of the founding points of the great british empire was that once your
british you are alway british. Its very very hard to loose citizenship once
you have it. I seriously doubt that you cant go back if you were ever
entitled to live there.
Ive spent way more than 3 months away from this great country and i still
have my right of abode.
lifes woes..
