Skilt on Saturday 12th April 2008, 11:09:56 (#63558)

Try to pop it for liquid reply to this comment

haze on Saturday 12th April 2008, 11:25:50 (#63559) (journal)

first thing I did. Poking holes in it with a needle didnt work. reply to this comment

Skilt on Saturday 12th April 2008, 11:34:30 (#63560)

It could also just be this reply to this comment

haze on Saturday 12th April 2008, 11:36:34 (#63561) (journal)

There are many theories about what causes the uvula to swell, including: 1) dehydration (from arid weather too fucking much drinking); 2) excessive smoking or other inhaled irritants; 3) snoring Guilty in all cases reply to this comment

Skilt on Saturday 12th April 2008, 11:41:50 (#63562)

But damn you could get a mean uvula Piercing reply to this comment

SeanConnery on Monday 14th April 2008, 03:43:12 (#63599)

my uvula was swolen and mine was just results from my strep though. go to the doctors, my doctor is god so he gives me anything and itll be fine after ur done with the medication. reply to this comment

SeanConnery on Monday 14th April 2008, 03:48:28 (#63600)

my uvula was swolen and mine was just results from my strep though. go to the doctors, my doctor is god so he gives me anything and itll be fine after ur done with the medication. reply to this comment

HUH? on Saturday 12th April 2008, 11:42:15 (#63563) 2 (2)

I thought it was a misspelling and was expecting a swollen vulva. I also theorize that if you find this old lady, from whom you have retracted your condition, and perform oral scheisse sex on her, your cure and eternal happiness will be ensured. reply to this comment

Ill padre on Sunday 13th April 2008, 09:15:54 (#63582) 2 (2)

if he tapes it, even OUR eternal happiness is ensured! reply to this comment

misterblackula on Saturday 12th April 2008, 11:55:02 (#63564) (journal)

WTF Indeed reply to this comment

cumshit on Saturday 12th April 2008, 12:04:10 (#63565)

Damn, it's almost Shay Laren-tits-big!!! reply to this comment

haze on Saturday 12th April 2008, 12:07:04 (#63566) (journal)

not as veiny tho reply to this comment

The_Postal_Dude on Saturday 12th April 2008, 12:36:48 (#63568)

scary can you still eat ? reply to this comment

haze on Sunday 13th April 2008, 13:11:45 (#63591) (journal) 1 (1)

yeah but every time I swallow I swallow that thing, too! reply to this comment

Donnie1992 on Saturday 12th April 2008, 13:19:38 (#63569)

Can you hit it? reply to this comment

sisteskrik on Saturday 12th April 2008, 13:25:56 (#63570) (journal)

What about hmmm I don't know... A DOCTOR? reply to this comment

Osquip on Saturday 12th April 2008, 13:55:26 (#63571) (journal)

it look like there's a dick coming out of your throat reply to this comment

Penis of the Gods on Saturday 12th April 2008, 16:30:13 (#63572) (journal) 10 (10)

I think something might have bumped up agaist that a few too many times last night. reply to this comment

Trizzle (84.195.232.*) on Saturday 12th April 2008, 18:21:26 (#63573) 0 (0)

acid cumshot reply to this comment

Im_Rick_James_Bitch on Saturday 12th April 2008, 20:27:33 (#63574) (journal) 5 (5)

Maybe you are allergic to semen. reply to this comment

liclit on Sunday 13th April 2008, 10:29:45 (#63586) (journal)

it would have shown up earlier reply to this comment

haze on Sunday 13th April 2008, 13:29:33 (#63592) (journal)

just seamen reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Saturday 12th April 2008, 20:37:30 (#63575) (journal)

one of my ex-stepfathers had this problem once, it got so big it started setting off his gag reflex all the time. I laughed till I cried. He got his after an all-night drinking fest puke bender... sound familiar? reply to this comment

haze on Sunday 13th April 2008, 06:26:08 (#63581) (journal) 6 (6)

I think I am your former stepfather reply to this comment

Ill padre on Sunday 13th April 2008, 09:16:55 (#63583) 4 (4)

who isn't? reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Sunday 13th April 2008, 16:26:45 (#63594) (journal)

anyone with money anyone who isn't an psychopathic asshole anyone who is employed reply to this comment

haze on Sunday 13th April 2008, 17:31:01 (#63595) (journal)

hey! :( reply to this comment

Purv on Saturday 12th April 2008, 20:56:24 (#63576)

Regardless what everyone else thinks beside having a big round thing hanging out of your mouth your not half bad. So cheer up and see a doc. reply to this comment

haze on Sunday 13th April 2008, 03:34:23 (#63580) (journal)

I did yesterday. The swelling has gone back alot already reply to this comment

surgeonbob on Saturday 12th April 2008, 21:27:47 (#63577) (journal)

it lives inside you it does reply to this comment

pariah on Sunday 13th April 2008, 18:11:46 (#63597) (journal)

that's what i thought to. hahahaha reply to this comment

TheThirdCross on Sunday 13th April 2008, 01:02:25 (#63578) (journal) 8 (8)

cock goes where? the devil made me do it... reply to this comment

haze on Sunday 13th April 2008, 03:30:01 (#63579) (journal)

My poster looks arts now reply to this comment

Ill padre on Sunday 13th April 2008, 09:18:19 (#63584)

can't stop rofling...ymmd! :-D reply to this comment

TastyPanties on Sunday 13th April 2008, 10:21:15 (#63585) (journal)

i'm going to thank the devil for that when i see him later on reply to this comment

Trogdor the Burninator on Monday 14th April 2008, 11:42:14 (#63615) (journal)

I wish I had a KP to give you. reply to this comment

yettti activist on Sunday 13th April 2008, 12:19:01 (#63589) (journal)

hahaahaaha that's incredible, hope it gets better.. reply to this comment

haze on Sunday 13th April 2008, 13:07:59 (#63590) (journal)

Thanks. Its almost back to normal already. reply to this comment

guimonkey on Sunday 13th April 2008, 15:33:17 (#63593) (journal)

fap fap fap reply to this comment

Harry P. Ness on Sunday 13th April 2008, 20:40:17 (#63598) (journal)

I choked. reply to this comment