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Keg party

Ok so I went to this party one of my friends hosted, he's one of my close friends right, and he brought 2 30 litre beer kegs (total of 60 litres of beer for the non-mathematicians). People also brought their own spirits, like vodka and rum (mmmm).

His family owns this apartment block, and one apartment is empty, so he hosts it in there. He brings a dj who brings along 2 MC friends of him.

So everythings set, we got lights beer chicks, etc, you feel the party is goign swell. People playing drinking games in other rooms and others dancing.

BUT!! His mom (who is an american bitchy kinda type) was supposed to stay around (not in the party, his grandma lives downstairs) untill 1130ish, upon when she was supposed to leave. Well.. she didnt, but most people didnt know.

By 1230 most people are fucking hammered, ive never seen so many at one time, at least 10 15 people out of 50 60 were out of their minds, everyone else at least drunk or whatever. So were downstairs on the pavement lighting up nargiledes and smoking them and stuff, and this dude literally charges this signboard of sorts, you know the one which shows which companies are housed within the building etc. So after he rams it its like dented inwards, really fucked up. Ok so Alex (who has the party) tries to fix it and as he touches it it fucking breakes and the whole thing collapses down.. it was hilarious and serious at the same time.

Ok so not even 3 minutes later while we're smoking nargiles his mom comes out of nowhere, in a BLOODRAGE and while pushing every nargile on the floor breaking them she was shouting GET THE FUCK OUT OF MA PROPERTYYY!! NOWWW.

Everyone was freaked out and we just walked away, i went with a bunch to an elementary school we managed to get into and sat there for a while, but this chick that I live close to wanted to leave (she wasnt with me at the time) cause her friend wanted to leave aswell (sigh girl stuff) so I had to go back and get her and get a cab home.

Guess Alex wont be coming clubbing with us tomorrow night hehe..... :>

If youre gonna have a freaking keg party things are bound to get broken, its just how it is.

Sorry for no pics i just CBA right now, ill update it later and add some.

Nightynight, drive safe.
posted by kaboom on Friday 13th October 2006, 18:19:08read 709 times

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colophonius on Friday 13th October 2006, 18:49:02 (#39926)
I feel with you for the nargiles. Why didn't you throw coals at her? At this point it wouldn't have changed anything :D
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yettti activist on Saturday 14th October 2006, 11:10:09 (#39941) (journal)
he would have burnt his hands! :(
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kogneto on Friday 13th October 2006, 19:22:31 (#39927) (journal)
yeah pretty much any party, if youre hosting, be prepared to walk around the whole night thinking "awright what did those fuckers break now" cause unless you're partying with people you really know well, most will disrespect the shit out of your stuff
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surgeonbob on Friday 13th October 2006, 21:26:23 (#39930) (journal)
words from the expert
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Azrael on Friday 13th October 2006, 22:08:07 (#39931) (journal)
word :-/
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yettti activist on Friday 13th October 2006, 22:47:29 (#39933) (journal)
2 (2)
what the fuck is a nargile?
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kogneto on Friday 13th October 2006, 22:57:18 (#39934) (journal)
i think it's some form of hookah
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yettti activist on Saturday 14th October 2006, 11:09:16 (#39940) (journal)
i went to a kegger last night at around 12, and we ended up leaving in less than 40 minutes beacuse the neighbors threatened to phone the police, i'm not sure if they did but we got out beacuse i don't want to get deported (i'm not american) and no one exaclty wanted to get tickets
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