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A morning-mare

Featuring: alarm clocks from hell.

Here they are, those goddamn devices for voluntary morning tortures. Which one you'd buy for yourself?

So you're awake, but can't get up? Buy this:

It gets higher if you don't get up and turn it off.

For intellectual masochists here's another item:

It's off once you solve the puzzle. You do love puzzles, don't you.

For those of us, who's too dumb to solve a puzzle, there's a "lucky guess" prototype model:

You have to guess which button turns it off.

Finally, if you can't force yourself to do your morning exercises, here's flying clock that you have to catch in order to shut it up:


As for WTFs, I have real troubles to get up in the morning. Especially when I have dreams like this:
posted by makc on Monday 3rd April 2006, 02:49:33read 1213 times

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cog on Monday 3rd April 2006, 03:44:40 (#32208) (journal)
3 (3)
i love it when the whole journal is unrelated, more please!
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makc on Monday 3rd April 2006, 05:03:17 (#32215) (journal)
Your wish is my command, sir!
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fulper on Monday 3rd April 2006, 04:19:22 (#32210) (journal)
http://cbrinfo.org/Resources/InProgress/20b.jpg
i hate alarm clocks, but the witch is pretty cool.
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kogneto on Monday 3rd April 2006, 05:03:29 (#32216) (journal)
i would purchase them all but the light one, i have a alarm that gets progressively louder, which just made me more progessively angry, and over time it got progressively more broken
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mamuka on Monday 3rd April 2006, 05:08:28 (#32217) (journal)
http://mamuka.has-no-homepage.net
i just place my alarm clock on the desk, far away from my bed, so i have to get out of bed to turn it off
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sisteskrik on Monday 3rd April 2006, 05:15:19 (#32218) (journal)
we're two :D
Sometimes I even hide it somewhere, even though I always remember where I put it the following morning :/.
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Fanatic on Monday 3rd April 2006, 09:15:49 (#32236) (journal)
http://www.cant-touch-this.co.uk/morningglory/mg15.jpg
Yeah sometimes when i know that getting up will be a real bitch , I try to put is as far and high away as possible , funny thing is I usually wake up on the way back to bed
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Bionic-Badger on Monday 3rd April 2006, 05:19:43 (#32219) (journal)
I always have the problem of waking up before the alarm sounds, and shutting it off preemptively.
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haze on Monday 3rd April 2006, 07:53:59 (#32228) (journal)
same here
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AcidBath on Monday 3rd April 2006, 08:49:40 (#32233)
http://www.japansm.com
Me too. :(
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Fanatic on Monday 3rd April 2006, 09:17:02 (#32237) (journal)
http://www.cant-touch-this.co.uk/morningglory/mg15.jpg
It sucks when you wake up like 13 minutes before the alarm goes off, too much to get up , too little to sleep
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[skorpion] on Monday 3rd April 2006, 05:53:28 (#32220) (journal)
http://www.idonthaveanammusingurl.com
Link to whatever store sells the clocks?
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makc on Monday 3rd April 2006, 06:17:31 (#32221) (journal)
...why?
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[skorpion] on Monday 3rd April 2006, 06:53:40 (#32225) (journal)
http://www.idonthaveanammusingurl.com
The cool ones?
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makc on Monday 3rd April 2006, 08:12:58 (#32229) (journal)
okay I confess I have no idea, this junk came from my e-mail. I do have hard wake-up times, so I thought it will fit for monday entry. Neverless, I have found 2 of these in a single Google query each:
puzzle clock
flying clock
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[skorpion] on Monday 3rd April 2006, 23:08:10 (#32303) (journal)
http://www.idonthaveanammusingurl.com
Found the hanging one: click
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mrbear on Monday 3rd April 2006, 07:30:29 (#32227) (journal)
http://teddybearblog.blogspot.com
I have the trouble of putting various alarms on, unknown to me which one will sound each day.
Sometimes the radio will go off.
But, I still end up lying in because I shut off the alarms and go back to bed.
I find sleeping with the curtains open works sometimes, cos you can't really turn off the sun.
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max payne on Monday 3rd April 2006, 09:26:15 (#32239) (journal)
http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/me_in_southpark.jpg
damn man.. i have real trouble getting up too. being unemployed its real early for me to get up before 3 pm:)
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surgeonbob on Monday 3rd April 2006, 17:03:24 (#32272) (journal)
http://whyfiles.org/028heart/images/surgeon.jpg
how about waking up to a naked asian whore sitting on your face?
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