According to recent safe-posting proposal, this post is what like all
b0g journals are going to look like in a nigh future.
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood
over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this
one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to send you to
Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a
computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly
Windows '95 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do
something I've never done before; I'll let you decide where you
want to go."
Bill pushed up his glasses, looked up at God and replied, "Could you
briefly explain the difference between the two?" Looking slightly
puzzled, God said, "Better yet, why don't I let you visit both
places briefly, then you can make your decision. Which do you choose to see
first, Heaven or Hell?"
Bill played with his pocket protector for a moment, then looked back at God
and said, "I think I'll try Hell first." So, with a flash of
lightning and a cloud of smoke, Bill Gates went to Hell.
When he materialized in Hell, Bill looked around. It was a beautiful and
clean place, a bit warm, with sandy beaches and tall mountains, clear
skies, pristine water, and beautiful women frolicking about. A smile came
across Bill's face as he took in a deep breath of the clean air.
"This is great," he thought, "if this is Hell, I can't
wait to see heaven."
Within seconds of his thought, another flash of lightning and a cloud of
smoke appeared, and Bill was off to Heaven. Heaven was a place high above
the clouds, where angels were drifting about playing their harps and
singing in a beautiful chorus. It was a very nice place, Bill thought, but
not as enticing as Hell.
Bill looked up, cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled for God and
Bill Gates was sent to Hell for eternity.
Time passed, and God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he
was progressing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill Gates shackled to
a wall in a dark cave amid bone thin men and tongues of fire, being burned
and tortured by demons.
"So, how is everything going?" God asked.
Bill responded with a crackling voice filled with anguish and
disappointment, "This is awful! It's nothing like the Hell I
visited the first time!! I can't believe this is happening! What
happened to the other place....with the beaches and the mountains and the
beautiful women?
Joke of the day (safe)
