Isn't it funny how just a day after I couldn't remember when I
posted my last entry, and got so bored as to post this, I have
almost managed to get myself killed?
We were in the middle of the street when it seemed like it started to rain.
My wife was in hurry so I said, "just stay here I am going back
home and get our umbrellas" and ran back home. So I there I am,
running and thinking to myself, "this is stupid to run like this;
what if some car will come from behind that corner and hit me? I should
better stop".
But it is too late to stop, because otherwise I would fall down on my face,
which does not seem to be good idea, either. So I just keep running, and I
turn my face to the left to look over the corner. "Oh fuck, here it
is" - a thought crosses my mind. A car. A minibus, to be sure.
So there I am enjoying zero gravity seconds in the air, thinking how I even
didn't have a time to got scared and shit my pants, not to mention
escaping an accident. Surprizingly, I land on my feet. I feel my shoes
sliding another meter. "Now that's a fucking precise
landing". I am standing there for a while. My chest doesn't
hurt when I breath, OK. No bloody taste in my mouth, CHECKED. All seem
fine, I am not dying today, OK.
So, without waiting until the driver starts honking at me, I continue
running. Luckily, other drivers saw what happen and stopped. Fheew, no more
flying. "Gotta go grab those damn umbrellas".
posted by makc on Tuesday 3rd October 2006, 06:45:38
Soooo.. you got hit by a minivan, flew up in the air and landed on your
feet, without any injuries whatsoever and continued running home to do your
wife's bidding?
I think maybe Death will do something to restore emerged imbalance. It
may kill a random person on the other side of the globe, who would not
die otherwise. Who knows, it may be you.
well to me it was more like that scene from Tarantino's pulp fiction, where some guy
shoots out all his bullets in the wall behind them. fucking
miracle.
not that there was no logical reasons, though. the driver was going to
turn, so he probably slowed down before he saw me.
Trizzle (195.212.29.*) on Wednesday 4th October 2006, 03:50:33 (#39519)
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You like dane cook?
I think he's one of the most overrated comedians ever.
Saw that show he had while touring, on that bus...
That was a depressing show, so unfunny.
I'm alive!
