because you're worth it

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Pizzaburst on Saturday 7th October 2006, 17:14:55 (#39676) (journal)
2 (2)

thanks for the boobies anyway :D

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TheThirdCross on Saturday 7th October 2006, 18:12:40 (#39681) (journal)

CroM is heading for a crash. i imagine that once he get's his first post-divorce piece of ass, we will see him less often.

me...i post whilst doing homework. it is the closest i'll get to irc. when traffic slows down, so will my visits.

i think that you can add trizzle's and asshole#1's numbers together.

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Trizzle (81.83.169.*) on Sunday 8th October 2006, 01:46:04 (#39704)
3 (3)

Cannot divide by zero!

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makc on Monday 9th October 2006, 01:39:00 (#39727) (journal)

you surely can't. I guess you have misplaced it, or it got screwed up when I posted it here...

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makc on Monday 9th October 2006, 01:50:14 (#39728) (journal)

yep it was broken. mostly line breaks. any way, here are updated stats for the thread, up to this post:

last: 1
tikklemynuts: 3
bush: 4
haze: 15
ralphs_alter_ego: 24
kito: 2
brownmullet: 111
liclit: 58
r0xx0r: 6
makc: 58
riraga: 1
timb0r: 1
pizzaburst: 2
kripple: 6
nymphetamine: 8
pizzapizzapie: 1
thethirdcross: 53
banan: 5
.: 1
kogneto: 1
malverde: 2
---asshole#1---: 13
cpt.planet: 1
fattyacidtrip: 1
other: 1
vindicator: 10
dono: 2
fuerlandundkoenig: 2
mof: 1
cro: 354
hungry_hippo^^: 24
trogdor: 3
alpha: 1
larkin: 17
trizzle: 12
colophonius: 1
[skorpion]: 20
fastdraw: 1
sigge: 1
nonsens: 3
yettti: 1
misterblackula: 1

Total: 833

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Bionic-Badger on Sunday 8th October 2006, 03:28:34 (#39706) (journal)

I'm sure I could write some script to check and bump that thread whenever another person did... if I cared.

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Death_Tef on Sunday 8th October 2006, 13:59:41 (#39717) (journal)

that seemed pointless. and i didn't understand anything :\

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