So there I was in subway, right. Final station, ok. Something like
this. Doors are open, everybody get a fuck out, and walk their way to
elevator in silence.
There is normally one free stair between people on the elevator, but not
this time. A girl in front of me is too slow, and it just happens that
I'm right behind her back. Like this:
So, I'm standing there, almost touching her with my body, and she
doesn't notice. I could probably smell her, if not for other stinky
people around, who never bother to take a shower. She is looking for
something in her bags. She's busy. She feel some need to fix her hair,
turns her head to the left, then to the right, then to the front, and then
she realizes: SOMEONE IS THERE! Her head turns left instantly. She's
staring at me.
You think you should have seen her face? You should have seen her running
away as soon as we stepped off the elevator.
That was thrilling. To both of us. I think I want to do that again to some
girl. I mean, to scare the crap out of her. Maybe break into her house? I
keep thinking about that. That's crazy.
posted by makc on Tuesday 24th April 2007, 08:34:28
I am one of the few males who dares to go to a shopping center when there
is a 50% or more discount. I know that there are THOUSANDS of women who
have a lot better things to do than to get angry at me when I touch them
"unintentionally" Heck, in those fights for clothes, they
don't even notice me rubbing against their butts.
I walked up quickly behind some woman in a hall, and then she turned around
suddenly and was super surprised and shocked. It was kind of funny how I
frightened her.
Weird accident...
