haze on Thursday 13th September 2007, 08:31:40 (#55711) (journal)

never read any of his boom when you were a kid? alot of them were made into films, too reply to this comment

BentJohnson on Thursday 13th September 2007, 09:06:49 (#55712)

Too tightly? Mine makes wet fart noises when I put it in... reply to this comment

Bionic-Badger on Thursday 13th September 2007, 12:35:14 (#55732) (journal)

Need more lube. reply to this comment

BentJohnson on Thursday 13th September 2007, 20:54:47 (#55768)

I just need a bigger 'flash drive'... reply to this comment

pug-O-war on Thursday 13th September 2007, 09:13:10 (#55713)

china? check it for lead. reply to this comment

YoDaaah on Thursday 13th September 2007, 09:31:18 (#55716) (journal)

send it to me..i need it as tooth inplant reply to this comment

makc on Thursday 13th September 2007, 11:09:46 (#55722) (journal)

those dentists will mount anything in your mouse as long as you pay reply to this comment

usuf on Thursday 13th September 2007, 09:33:53 (#55717)

did you clean your bong with it? reply to this comment

no_wookies on Thursday 13th September 2007, 10:44:59 (#55718) (journal)

He's only the most famous children's book author in the world beside Beatrix Potter. Even seen Charlie and Chocolate Factory? He wrote it. reply to this comment

makc on Thursday 13th September 2007, 11:08:36 (#55721) (journal)

Would you believe me if I say I didn't? This is Russia. We had no capitalist children books here back then. P.S.: Beatrix Potter? Does Beatrix have anything to do with Harry Potter movies? reply to this comment

Roid on Thursday 13th September 2007, 13:18:05 (#55734)

Oh, Russia is in a sorry state - they can't even fly planes into English territory without fucking things up. Do I get spied on for saying that? reply to this comment

Fanatic on Thursday 13th September 2007, 17:30:01 (#55754) (journal)

Nah we'll just bomb your house next flight. reply to this comment

Azrael on Thursday 13th September 2007, 18:39:03 (#55762) (journal)

Capitalist? Fuck you. He was born in Wales, to Norwegian parents. The Gremlins? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Matilda? James and the Giant Peach? Have a childhood, dammit! reply to this comment

makc on Friday 14th September 2007, 00:58:41 (#55775) (journal)

I think I saw some movie called "Gremlins", where they were made by pouring water on some pokemon. reply to this comment

Jackaroo.2 (64.183.78.*) on Thursday 13th September 2007, 10:45:18 (#55719) -4 (6)

http://www.joecarto on.com/videos/604-mexican_300 reply to this comment

Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Thursday 13th September 2007, 11:16:47 (#55723) (journal)

You suck donkey balls, asswipe! reply to this comment

Jackaroo.2 (64.183.78.*) on Thursday 13th September 2007, 11:29:06 (#55725) -1 (5)

quit cryin', lard-ass reply to this comment

Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Thursday 13th September 2007, 12:16:13 (#55729) (journal) 1 (5)

Just helpin' you see the light of how much you suck, pignut. A small service I provide for free... reply to this comment

brownmullet on Thursday 13th September 2007, 12:56:00 (#55733) (journal) 1 (3)

lol pignut :D reply to this comment

larkinsdad on Thursday 13th September 2007, 14:06:47 (#55735) 0 (2)

pignuts on his chin :o reply to this comment

Jackaroo.2 (76.167.249.*) on Thursday 13th September 2007, 15:04:10 (#55738) -2 (4)

at least the blow-jobs you give are tolerable... reply to this comment

Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Thursday 13th September 2007, 15:26:03 (#55741) (journal) 0 (4)

Dream on. The only thing that gets blown for you is my load in your bed-wetting little ass reply to this comment

larkinsdad on Thursday 13th September 2007, 16:06:05 (#55745) 1 (3)

http://www.whoom p.org/ reply to this comment

Jackaroo.2 (64.183.78.*) on Thursday 13th September 2007, 17:06:04 (#55750) -2 (4)

you really are a nonce, aren't you? reply to this comment

Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Thursday 13th September 2007, 18:22:18 (#55760) (journal)

Considering I have you bent over as my little bitch, I'd have to agree with you in those terms. You must be enjoying it. You keep coming back for more. reply to this comment

Jackaroo.2 (64.183.78.*) on Thursday 13th September 2007, 18:32:30 (#55761) -1 (3)

website still up and chuggin', sales still comin', F350 still able to drive over tuners, wife and girlfriends still want me to fuck them, kids an' grankids still wantin' money, the dog still happy to see me... I'm sorry RAE, wuz you tryin' to tell me sumpthin' wid dat blackman's dick in yo mouf? reply to this comment

Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Thursday 13th September 2007, 19:06:20 (#55764) (journal)

Click here. reply to this comment

TheThirdCross on Friday 14th September 2007, 01:04:07 (#55778) (journal)

can't you just feel the love? reply to this comment

BentJohnson on Friday 14th September 2007, 08:36:30 (#55782)

It's nice to have people like this... at least then you can dump on them and get positive karma for doing so. reply to this comment

surgeonbob on Thursday 13th September 2007, 12:33:51 (#55731) (journal)

i'm convinced flash media is indestructable reply to this comment

Fanatic on Thursday 13th September 2007, 17:31:13 (#55755) (journal)

That flash thingy is fucking awesome. I just wish it had a better resolution. reply to this comment

makc on Friday 14th September 2007, 01:03:44 (#55777) (journal)

maybe when I get myself flash9 reply to this comment