Do you dream about your dog fucking your sister? Or maybe you enjoy cutting
your nipple hair one by one? Or maybe you can play Bach fugues reversed?
Tell us.
Me, for starters, - I see commonalities everywhere, even where nobody else
does. Once I saw a teapot on some tea pack and thought it was looking like
a cat.... it looked like this:
It helps me in my daily work a lot.
You?
posted by makc on Sunday 7th October 2007, 03:52:29
back when i was in the company on my out-of-school education it helped me
imagine how i smashed the skull of my boss, while at the same i had to
friendly smile at him when he entered a room. I then imagined how i shit on
his corpse and stuff like that. Serriously i imagined murdering that turd
uber violently everyday. And it was somehow a relief.
Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt It's
just the older that they are the easier they get to pick up I'd
fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters Old hens
would rather put out than be put out to the pasture No age just aint a
gauge I like my girls like my cheese Preferably for me fat free
American singles only
I have lived (with proper home, documents etc) in 7 different european
countries. That means 1 every 4 years or so. And still think that Italian
women are the most fuckable :D
I paranoy sometimes about a killer ninja from the future being after my
life for something I'll do in the future. He tries to poison me and
stuff in the most undetectable way possible to make it look natural. Like
when I pick a glass in the cupboard, I have to find the one that's
less probable that will be poisoned.
Or like my last photoshop, I like to try and figure out the origins and
personality of people by looking at them. That and their fetishes and
stuff.
I sometimes feel like killing myself, just to know how it would feel. Like
while driving a car, or the concrete's impact and texture after
jumping out the window.
I would have loved to become a cenobite with all the painful body
modifications, but I'm too chicken and selfconcerned to do it.
I prefer masturbating than fucking, even though the two are enjoyable, but
are different pleasures.
I sometimes scream and grunt throughout the day, because I can't let
go of my memories and how I hate myself. Those thoguths are painful to me.
I cannot tolerate failure. I used to scream myself to sleep, a few years
back, it was so intense. I try not to do it in public, and pass it as
clearing my throat when I forget my place.
I'm afraid of figuring out in maybe 15 years (the number isn't
important), after getting married and having kids, that I'm gay or bi
or only like sheep or whatnot, and letting everyone down.
I'm afraid of being eaten alive. (And I know that a lot of other
people do as well)
[+] for honesty... a lot of it sounds familiar, so i know it's
honest.
i always had a nightmare/fear of being stuck alone in a diving bell
deep at the bottom of the ocean, with a limited supply of air. do i
stay in the bell and slowly suffocate, or do i try to swim for the
surface and drown?
when I talk to a guy, unless its an old close friend I always imagine
punching them in the face, even to the point I cant not hear whet
they're saying because I'm to involved in imagining I'm
punching them in the face.
I also believe that most women flirt with me, unless there are really
old.
I hate germs, always wash my hands and always use a minimum of three paper
towels, which I carry to open all the doors between the rest room and my
office.
I love erotica, so all the girls should PM me hot dirty chat / pictures
I had a situation twice where girls pressed themselves to me in a bus,
though there was some space they could escape into. I know for sure,
since both times I stepped back, and they followed me.
I couldn't help myself to stop thinking they did it because they
wanned to feel my body with their, etc... though this probably was
something unconscious... or maybe I imagined all of this.
haha! this is a great journal! time to add my shit to this..
i can't leave the house without styling my hair, using perfume and
dressing like i'm going out on a date or something.. i just
can't. call me metro or homo or whatever, but i have the odd urge to
suit everybody. that's also the reason why i'm ALWAYS late.
also i like milfs and teens, because i seem to fail at girls in my age.
Nearly everytime I see an airplane in the sky, I wish it would blow up.
I'd love to see this massive fireball in the sky. I watch the skys
constantly for this (an other things...you know)
Reveal your oddities
