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MAYHEM in my mouth



a few weeks ago the dentist (which i didnt visit since a few years) told me that i should go to the orthodontist because my jaw looks strange.

This fella told me that my jaw is a total mess and i need to get it fixed asap. He made a plan how to get this done, which i am following now.

Step 1 get a lot of caries fixed
Step 2. get 4 teeth out. (which happened last thursday)
Step 3. braces for 1 year which i have in since today
Step 4. Operation on my jaw

But well. in one year when i get this thing out i will have perfectly fixed teeth and jaw and once i got a bleeching on the teeth i will be able to smile at girls again. At least i friggin hope so.



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posted by max payne on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 17:21:59read 1020 times

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Marisa on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 17:31:30 (#55028)
you looked like bart simpson for real?
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Penis of the Gods on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 17:42:16 (#55029) (journal)
Ill take you elephant man hood when you are fixed.
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Penis of the Gods on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 19:44:14 (#55047) (journal)
I typed that with my dick.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 21:52:52 (#55056) (journal)
3 (3)
...in your mouth? :-0
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Penis of the Gods on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 05:37:05 (#55080) (journal)
I wish I were that flexable.
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Trizzle (81.83.161.*) on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 17:45:21 (#55030)
1 (1)
Dentists are evil those were probably perfectly good teeth, get well soon negro.
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max payne on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 01:35:14 (#55066) (journal)
thx and yes they were perfectly good teeth but they need space in there so the braces can work.
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Death_Tef on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 16:11:14 (#55128) (journal)
my dentist, a competent and good doc, told me the same crap: "your jaw is fucked, but i can fix it. this would cost you a lot of money, you're going to wear braces for about a year and ... well, i will have to remove one single yet healthy tooth."

i said no. i still have my fucked up jaw. and i will not get a healthy tooth removed - no matter what!
btw. this be my oh-so-fucked-up jaw.
screw dentists. they want your moneys AND your teeth! whores!
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max payne on Thursday 6th September 2007, 11:02:43 (#55169) (journal)
i dont see anything wrong with your teeth but i wouldnt underestimate the advise of the doc because even if you dont see it, you might have jaw problems which get even worse in a few years which can not be fixed easy.

What you should do is asking more then just one orthodontist. I asked 3 orthodontists and one dentist untill i made that move.
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yettti activist on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 17:46:50 (#55031) (journal)
braces pics!
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max payne on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 01:36:13 (#55067) (journal)
hmmm....
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pug-O-war on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 17:47:35 (#55032)
6 (6)
are your parents related?
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BentJohnson on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 02:06:00 (#55072)
I can't stop laughing after that one...
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brownmullet on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 18:04:04 (#55034) (journal)
Oh! You're gonna get like a whole dollar or something from the tooth fairy for that bag!
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 18:19:56 (#55035) (journal)
Molars I can see yanking. Your canines? You must really have a "crowd" in your mouth.

Hope it goes well when they saw a section out of your jaw...
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Penis of the Gods on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 19:47:41 (#55048) (journal)
Dont say anything but my cousin fell for the same scam,they put you out,pull a few teeth,fuck you in the butt and kick you in the jaw then charge you 1800 bucks.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 21:54:22 (#55057) (journal)
DAMN!! I paid $3k for that & my ass hurt for longer than my jaw did. :(
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Fanatic on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 18:50:01 (#55043) (journal)
You should also include brushing your teeth into your plan
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SeanConnery on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 20:35:36 (#55051)
and flossing, apparently dentists love telling people to floss.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 21:55:12 (#55058) (journal)
They say to only floss the ones you wanna keep. What do they know.
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max payne on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 01:32:00 (#55065) (journal)
Good point sir. Thats why i swapped from a 99 cent toothbrush to
this baby, which is considered the ferrari under the electrical toothbrushs.
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haze on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 08:54:44 (#55087) (journal)
and you will be done brushing your teeth after only three seconds?
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Osquip on Tuesday 4th September 2007, 22:12:12 (#55059) (journal)
3 (3)
Me too have a few bad teeth, but I'm too big a pussy to go to the dentist. I'll wait for the unbeareable pain, thanks
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brownmullet on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 00:03:56 (#55064) (journal)
An example of why you're wrong...

By the time Deamonte's own aching tooth got any attention, the bacteria from the abscess had spread to his brain, doctors said. After two operations and more than six weeks of hospital care, the Prince George's County boy died.

P.S. You owe me one now.
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Osquip on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 11:30:50 (#55100) (journal)
meh

I'll post pics
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max payne on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 01:43:26 (#55069) (journal)
well i was very afraid too. but i had luck. that new dentist of mine turned out to be a hot looking female and she had her awesome breasts pressed onto my face during the whole time of getting stuff fixed.

Either this or the anesthetic's have gotten better but i didnt have any pain at all :)
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nymphetamine (86.142.155.*) on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 02:28:34 (#55075)
2 (2)
have fun playing with the gaps with your tongue, things in the mouth feel much bigger with the tongue dont they?

that ass is nice btw XD hope you feel ok *kisses
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max payne on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 05:52:22 (#55083) (journal)
thanks my dear. very true, my tongue is twitching all over the place!

that butt has definitely a high deliciousness rank and reminds me of another great one =) *flicks tongue*
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YoDaaah on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 09:29:08 (#55091) (journal)
makes my titanium screw feels alot better..thx m8 :)
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Other on Wednesday 5th September 2007, 11:49:05 (#55107)
Went to the dentist myself this week to fix some teeth I smashed getting hit by a car - fun times
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