You know those days, when you wake up and you just feel like kicking the
shit out of everybody that cross your path? Those days when everything that
could possibly go wrong, indeed, goes wrong? We all have lots of these (and
I guess b0ggers has even more...).
Today was one of those days for me. I woke up late and my boss was pissed
because it was the third time, I forgot my money at home so I couldnt eat
and for no reason it seems like everybody did their best to fuck with my
nerves. On my way home (I take the bus), a guy which is a friend of my
roomate sat near me (this guy is a total perv and he only thinks about
screwing me). He then began his usual boasting (he's a real
pr0nstar... at least in his mind) as I ignored him (he was the last one in
the world i wanted to speak with now). He kept on trying to communicate
with me for a while. After a short while, I asked him to leave me alone and
claimed that I did not know him. At this point, people were starting to
look suspiciously at him. I could have ended it here but he came back for
more. He then grabbed my arm and removed my headphone as I told him to
stop. He was getting pretty violent (Did I told you he's totally
insane?) and in no time i found myself screaming for help, claiming that I
didnt knew that man (ok, I admit that I was not that desperate but my
horrible day made me thirsty for revenge). The bus driver plus 2 guys
grabbed him as he screamed that he knew me and that everything was right
and threw him outside (properly kicking his ass in the process).
Now you might ask why did I act stupid like that (assume that I cant
personnaly kick his ass). The answer is quite simple and will enlighten all
of your bad days. The only way to get you mood up in those situation is to
get someone's mood down. You don't believe it? Try it and
you'll see, breaking someone's day/hopes can really cheer you up.
Watch them scream, cry, sob or whatever they feel like doing and enjoy the
show. It is trully part of the joy of life.
posted by narua on Tuesday 6th December 2005, 11:39:11
Th' joy of life ''Ev'ryone has bad days''
Yo' knows them days, when yo' wake up an' yo' jest feel
like kickin' th' shit outta ev'rybody thet crost yer path?
Them days when ev'rythin' thet c'd postibly hoof it wrong,
indeed, goes wrong? We all haf lotsa these (an' ah guess b0ggers has
even mo'e...). Today was one of them days fo' me. ah woke up late
an' mah bost was pissed as a weasel in a blender on account o' it
was th' third time, ah fo'got mah money at home so ah c'dnt
ett an' fo' no reason it seems like ev'rybody did their bess
to fuck wif mah nerves. On mah way home (ah take th' bus), a guy which
is a friend of mah roomate sat near me (this guy is a total perv an'
he only reckons about screwin' me). He then began his usual
boastin' (he's a real pr0nstar... at least in his mind) as ah
igno'ed him (he was th' last one in th' wo'ld i wanted
t'speak wif now). He kepp on tryin' t'communicut wif me
fo' a spell. Af'er a sho't while, ah axed him t'leave
me alone an' claimed thet ah did not knows him, dawgone it. At this
hyar point, varmints were startin' t'look suspiciously at him,
dawgone it. ah c'd haf ended it hyar but he came back fo'
mo'e. He then grabbed mah arm an' removed mah haidphone as ah
told him t'stop. He was gittin' purdy violent (Did ah told
yo' he's mighty insane?) an' in no time i foun'
mahse'f screamin' fo' he'p, claimin' thet ah didnt
knowed thet man (ok, ah admit thet ah was not thet desperate but mah
ho'rible day made me thusty fo' revenge). Th' bus drivah
plus 2 guys grabbed him as he screamed thet he knowed me an' thet
ev'rythin' was right an' threw him outside (proper
kickin' his ass in th' process). Now yo' might ax
whuffo' did ah ack stoopid like thet (assoom thet ah cant varmintnaly
kick his ass). Th' answer is quite simple an' will inlighten all
of yer bad days. Th' only way t'git yo' mood up in them
situashun is t'git someone's mood down, as enny fool kin plainly
see. Yo' doesn't believe it? Try it an' yo'll see,
bustin' someone's day/hope
The joy of life
