[skorpion] on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 07:23:51 (#7802) (journal) http://www.idonthaveanammusingurl.com

It took you 7 months to find a job? Where the hell were you looking? (or how bad are your references/skills?) reply to this comment

[skorpion] on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 07:24:40 (#7803) (journal) http://www.idonthaveanammusingurl.com

Oh well, good luck with it. reply to this comment

Fusion on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 08:25:51 (#7819) (journal)

who'd employ someone with a rice rocket? EMPLOYMENT FORM ... Gender: Rice Rocket Hobbies: Rice rocket Skills: Rice rocket References: Rice rocket reply to this comment

Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 07:36:08 (#7806) (journal)

Were you thinking you wouldn't pass the piss test? Any tips on what you did to pass it? reply to this comment

RumorAmor on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 07:42:33 (#7809) (journal)

around 2 hours before you pass the piss test, squeeze lemons and limes (around 2 of each) get the juice and drink it. works reply to this comment

RumorAmor on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 07:47:50 (#7811) (journal)

or break 5 eggs on your head, pour flour into it, add toothpaste and tar, mix it good then rotate 11 times around yourself reply to this comment

Trizzle (81.240.59.*) on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 08:10:03 (#7817) http://users.telenet.be/tc/ 0 (0)

Or borrow a cup of piss from somebody with the same gender. Worked for me, 2 times. reply to this comment

r0XX0r on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 08:29:38 (#7822) (journal)

Or, say no to drugs. No to drugs. Whip diddy zap Zip dipty whap, this is what I call the Zip Zap Rap... reply to this comment

Dopey_scorpio on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 10:09:58 (#7836) (journal) http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/z-latest.gif

HAHAHAHAHHA i LUV that song!!!!! + for you!!!! reply to this comment

omac69 on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 11:02:13 (#7844) (journal) http://www.hondacars.com/

i dont smoke much i think i wouldve passed if I hadnt pissed 3x before the test anyways!! this was 6 days before i had a smoke :) u should put someone's piss in a condom and tape it between ur legs so it stays body temperature and when u go in to piss just pop the condom open!!! they didn't let me flush the toilet or turn on the fossit while i was in there though. reply to this comment

Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 11:19:19 (#7850) (journal)

Thanks for the tip. My question was to find out how YOU handled it. I've been thru a few PEDT (pre-employment drug test for you acronym impaired b0ggers.) over the years without any difficulties. What department you working in? reply to this comment

Bionic-Badger on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 16:30:37 (#7863) (journal)

I'm glad I work in a "don't ask, don't care" work environment. The thing with jobs like your Target one: the moment you start, you better be already making plans to move on from it. In your case, the end-goal would be to own a Chinese restaurant or an apartment complex. reply to this comment

Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Wednesday 13th April 2005, 08:27:11 (#7914) (journal)

It's easier to find a job when you have a job. Good advice to start looking to move on & up right away. reply to this comment

matts on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 07:38:38 (#7807)

Surely you must live with your parents. Noone can make rent and have money left to pimp their ride on minimum wage. reply to this comment

FastDraw on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 08:26:16 (#7820)

erm... well... he might be a nigger... reply to this comment

SoulJah on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 08:24:43 (#7818) http://unangelic.org/stupidlogic

Tip: Don't shop at Target anymore. reply to this comment

mrbear on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 10:59:19 (#7842) (journal) http://teddybearblog.blogspot.com

what is Target? what does it sell? reply to this comment

Gooch_Rash on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 15:13:38 (#7858) (journal) LivinLargeonGawdsAntFarm.Com

target sells lots of versatile solutions for modern living. Oh, and lice shampoo. reply to this comment

poopinmypants on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 11:05:53 (#7848)

...this is the BEST you'll ever be in life, pussy-boy, a sales clek at Target. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---how rich, how great. (Attention b0gster: now would be a good time to sell your Target store stocks.) reply to this comment

surgeonbob on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 12:05:05 (#7852) (journal) http://whyfiles.org/028heart/images/surgeon.jpg

congratulations on joining the low skill workforce. you'll fit right in with the people who are either retarted, disabled, foriegn, or cant talk right who get in my way when ever i frequent labor violating stores like target and wallmart. inteligence required: 0 inteligence needed: 0 enployee benifits: 0 enployee wages: fractional reply to this comment

Bionic-Badger on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 16:26:55 (#7862) (journal)

Your car's coolness is only surpassed by your choice of job. Still, I won't criticize anyone willing to do work for honest pay--at least if that's not your end-goal in life. reply to this comment

Lord_AnthraX on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 18:08:57 (#7866)

Maybe it IS his end goal in life. reply to this comment

fartholio on Tuesday 12th April 2005, 18:59:06 (#7873) (journal)

Taking drug tests, to see if you are fit for this job is weird. reply to this comment