A conversation with a government BOT aka (skynet).
This is something my cousin Captain Durty Durn ~"CDD - sounds
like a genital disease."~ wrote...
SGT STAR: Welcome Captain Durty. How can I help you today?
captain durty: have you ever shot a baby?
SGT STAR: After a lot of training by some of the best Soldiers, I know a
great deal about the Army and Soldier life. I would be happy to answer your
questions about becoming a Soldier.
captain durty: a soldier who kills babies?
SGT STAR: I'm here to help you navigate though goarmy.com and answer
your questions about the Army. I'm not here to discuss politics.
captain durty: this aint politics, i just want to kill a baby. AND is war
anything like video games? becuase that would be very awesome
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captain durty: what the hell are you talking about?
SGT STAR: Good question. I'm not sure how to answer that. Please try
rewording your question. I understand simple questions best.
captain durty: but youre in the army, the best thing in the world you
should be very smart.
SGT STAR: The Army is the largest and oldest of all the branches of
service. It was established in 1775 and is self-contained, well-equipped
and can be deployed anywhere in the world. >>
Here's more:
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captain durty: so if i go to brazil i can get me a transexual to you
konw....get with...
SGT STAR: The current Department of Defense policy of "Don't ask,
Don't tell" is still in effect. During your enlistment process,
Army Recruiters will not ask you about sexual preferences. Federal law
recognizes this area as personal and private to the extent applicants and
Soldiers keep their preferences to themselves. >>
captain durty: so its ok for me to hump transexuals?
SGT STAR: The current Department of Defense policy of "Don't ask,
Don't tell" is still in effect. During your enlistment process,
Army Recruiters will not ask you about sexual preferences. Federal law
recognizes this area as personal and private to the extent applicants and
Soldiers keep their preferences to themselves.
I think you may be looking for more detail than I have. If you would like a
recruiter to answer your question, please send the Army an e-mail by
clicking 'Send Email' and a live recruiter will get back to you
shortly. Send Email
captain durty: i think that you are a stupid #### like george bush
SGT STAR: I'm here to help you navigate though goarmy.com and answer
your questions about the Army. I'm not here to discuss politics.
captain durty: have you ever seen bush up close?
SGT STAR: I'm here to help you navigate though goarmy.com and answer
your questions about the Army. I'm not here to discuss politics.
captain durty: ####
SGT STAR: Ok Private, watch your language or I'll have to shut you
down.
captain durty: fuuuuuuuck off
SGT STAR: That is a good question, however, I am not positive that I
understand what you are asking. Try rephrasing your question. I understand
simple questions best.
captain durty: youre a stupid #### #### im joining the marines
SGT STAR: That's strike two, Private. One more bad word and I'm
outta here.
posted by pariah on Tuesday 21st August 2007, 21:43:24
That is a good question, however, I am not positive that I
understand what you are asking. Try rephrasing your question. I
understand simple questions best.
there is no politics or any anti war shit. its just fucking skynet
from a little known trilogy called THE TERMINATOR. a military
computer. you fucking nerd.
SGT STAR: Welcome Brownmullet. How can I help you today?
brownmullet: Are you going to let Captain Durty talk to you like that?
SGT STAR: Displayed is a list of U.S. Army Ranks and Insignias. >>
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brownmullet: brownmullet: No no no, Captain Durty from b0g. Are you going
to let Capin' Durty talk to you like that?
SGT STAR: Displayed below are answers that I believe are related to your
question.
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brownmullet: You're n00b.
SGT STAR: I'm sorry you feel that way. If you would like to speak with
someone about your concerns, please send the Army an e-mail by clicking
'Send Email' and a live recruiter will get back to you shortly.
Send Email
wanna know whats funny? i am not allowed to join the army but them
fuckers still call me all the time. i wanted to join but nooooooooo
they dont like me coz theyre racist.
A conversation with a government BOT aka (skynet).
