- -¤\Commander Cuntface From The 5th
Regiment/¤- - says:
durns nick cage tabloid bulletin on myspace
- -¤\Commander Cuntface From The 5th Regiment/¤-
- says:
Nicholas Cage fucks cats on 9 11!!!
Nicholas Cage has a ritual to celebrate 9 11. He dresses up in Satanic
clothes and lights candles. He then goes to the animal shelter and gets a
bunch of wild kittens, you know the mean kind, and uses them as condoms
while he fucks his sons ass while blaring Elvis chiristmas songs. He told
me he does this stuff when we were sober.
- -¤\Commander Cuntface From The 5th Regiment/¤-
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We got drunk and then he said he is the one who did all the terrorism on 9
11 because he needed a reason to fuck a bunch of kittens and his son at the
same time. And he likes to shove broken elvis recors down his pee hole
while his son takes pictures and posts them on b0g, but tress always denies
them because hes a fucking faggot.
- -¤\Commander Cuntface From The 5th Regiment/¤-
- says:
put these in your user journal - -¤\Commander Cuntface From The 5th Regiment/¤-
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my rants about nick cage
posted by pariah on Thursday 5th June 2008, 03:48:50
Yeah mutha fucka. I heard that Nick Cage likes to go to the movies by
himself and pick out the little kid movies. He went to see Hanna Montana
naked and then kidnabbed like 6 little kids and raped them all because
he's a fucking drunken pedophile. He also likes to watch retarded ass
Hells Kitchen and jack off to that stupid fuckin British chef who curses
alot at these idiots who can't cook fuckin eggs right. GET JESSE!!!
Thats what Nick Cage does. He likes to get pounded in the ass by big ass
nigroids. He thinks that he is a fucking cop sometimes and likes to go to
orphanages and adopt little Mexican babies just to fuck in the ass then
chop up and turn into tacos. I'm not fucking joking at all either.
He told me this the other day when he drunk dialed me. He also likes to
chew on used condoms full of cum like they are chewing gum. He is always
talking to bitches with his fucking cum breath. If you have read this far
you're gay. Thank you.
Captain Durty's Rants pt.1
