Ok, so.. today, my mom tells me that next weekend we're keeping 2
japanese girls at our house for a couple of days. They're in 8th
grade.. I guess that means about 13 or 14 years old. (I'm 16, by the
way.)
Supposedly they can speak English fairly well, but I doubt it. I'm
still deciding which drugs to get them to take, and it also depends on what
I can get..
The drugs that I can definately get are..pot, coke, crack, LSD, and
shrooms. I could also possibly get X and probably some lortabs or
something.. maybe other prescription medications.. which do you guys think?
any prescription medications that are particularly effective that i should
try to get?
I hope they'll take them willingly, if not, I guess I'll just be
having a good weekend by myself.. I've always wanted to have an asian
threesome.. even if they're a little young... but you know what they
say, the younger the berries the sweeter the juice.
posted by red_ on Saturday 20th August 2005, 19:01:50
My suggestion would be no drugs, simply because what usually happens is
chicks get sick and ruin the plan, you’re better off with like two or three
beers apiece, just enough to get them loose but not throwing up.Also the
saying is the darker the berry the sweeter the juice, so you might want to
get yourself a black threesome going
baah, stick to the good old alcohol!! invest your pocketmoney in 2 or 3
bottles of champagne. btw. 13 and 14 years is JUST the right age...
that's for sure.
i'd be surprised if any of your lame asses have ever been laid. and
red_, sounds like you're well on your way to prison, so why not appeal
for advice on protecting your sphincter instead?