Ok, so on my first journal entry I'm gonna tell you a little about
myself, because I know that all of you care. Ok, so I'm only 16,
which sucks, but it means that I can drive now, so I bought a pimped out
truck. I live in Georgia, so you have to have a truck if you want to be a
real man. Ok you don't really, but trucks kick ass. My truck is a
peice of shit though, because I can't really afford anything
better.
So, I have a pet snake, and it eats mice, so I decided
to breed some mice so I don't have to keep buyin 'em because they
cost like 1.50 each. Don't ever get a mouse for any reason, unless
you're going to kill it. The males stink terribly, so after the
female was pregnant, I put it in a bag and hit it against the wall.
I'd say it was pretty fun, but it wasn't all that fun, I mean,
there wasn't even any blood or anything.
P.S. Baby mice
rock.
posted by red_ on Wednesday 19th January 2005, 17:17:51
SO you, like, named that white mouse Rock---as in a piece of white crack
cocaine---so, and you didn't notice it so, shit in your hand to get
even for what you are to do it. So, cute fucking story.
So, speaking of "PIMPED OUT", have you seen what's happened
to the User Journals today?
they breed mice for the snake in the physics class, but right now they are
pumping the mice full of creotine(sp) to have them fight it out with the
snake.
one of the mice is seriously as small as the one you are holding and it
flips out, it can jump 2 feet in the air and hit it's head against the
top of it's cage.
journals rock
