i had a relatively eventful friday night. unfortunately i did not end up
getting any pussy. i did, however, get blue balls like a motherfucker.
i was supposed to meet a girl, i'll call her missy, at one of the only
bars that my shitty fake ID works at. i ended up going a bit late, and by
the time i get there she's already pretty much wasted. so naturally i
buy her a shot.
i split with her for awhile and went and met some other friends, and ended
up blowing about $25 on drinks for myself. i'm not a lightweight, but
i'm no heavyweight either, so by now i'm pretty drunk.
missy shows up again out of nowhere and i somehow talk her into coming back
to my room with me. it takes awhile to get her back considering that
we're walking and also that she keeps dropping her phone and throwing
her shoes.
long story short, i get her back and start fooling around. i get her out
of her clothes, and then she tells me that this isn't a good idea, and
that she's going to sleep. she starts putting her clothes on and
falls asleep pretty quick.
at this point i'm drunk, angry and it feels like i have clamps
squeezing my balls, so i took a picture of her hairy ass for you guys
before kicking her out of the room.
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posted by red_ on Sunday 30th September 2007, 17:00:57
I think you should stock up on some of those wax strips from the drug
store and the next time a girl with a hairy ass turns you down, just slap
one on her before you kick her out.
You'll still have blue balls but she'll either have to rip out
her ass hair (pain) or leave that on (more pain)
I miss a nice hairy vag'... I haven't seen one in person in so
long. ALL of the girls around here are shaved or waxed.... which at one
time was cool, but I'm sick of eating my burger without the dressing.
Where in the world does pubic hair still exist?!
a friend "not me" ejaculated on a girls face when that happend
once..she wakes up and couldnt open one of her eyes..and that hair...man
its a nogo for me :o)
gr8 journal btw
thursday: smoke weed and get drunk and go clubbing
friday: get drunk and more drunk and go to a bar
saturday: get drunk and smoke weed and get more drunk and smoke more weed
and order a 150 euro keyboard online
sunday:watch point break at a buddys place, drink mucho beer
today: smoke weed, drink beer and miss the movie festival because I any my
friends were looking at too many youtubes. therefore: get more beer, more
weed and sweets for 6 bucks and watch half a movie. then get home and surf
b0g with new 150 euro logitech keyboard.
my weekend
