since there has been a serious lack of journals lately i suppose i'll
do my best to produce something that won't bore the shit out of all of
you b0ggers. unfortunately i'm not the too creative, so i'll
have to draw from the well of personal experience.
Of course, as it is the week before finals it's natural for me to
party as hard as possible to get that off of my mind. What else would I
do? Study? pff, studying's for fools.
Anywho, this weekend turned out to be pretty eventful, although there is
only one event that is journal-worthy/b0g-worthy. I'm gonna go ahead
and warn you who bitch and moan about a lack of pictures in journals. I
didn't take any pictures. I won't be offended if you stop
reading.
Thursday night was the night. I go downtown and get drunk, as I did the
night before and the two nights following.
My roommate and I head downtown with some friends and a girl that he's
been fucking for a month or two. The night involved many bars (thanks to
my new fake ID), many drinks, and a lot of me attempting to hit on girls
with very little success.
I end up without a girl on my arm on the walk back to the dorms, and
instead i'm with my roommate. He gets a call from the girl
aforementioned, we'll call her Ashley, who happens to be somewhat
annoying, clingy, wanting a relationship, and a bit crazy; to sum it up she
digs my roommate, and he uses her for sex. I don't remember who
brought it up, but the idea of a double-team somehow came into the
conversation. Being drunk, I of course push for it, and my roommate is all
for it as well.
We get back to the room and my roommate, who happens to be a fellow b0gger
(ClearEyes), gets Ashley to meet him at the room. I have known the girl
for awhile through my roommate, so I talk to her often. My roommate and I
had already devised a rough plan of action, so he "goes to the
bathroom" for a minute to give me some time to at least talk to her
and warm her up to me.
After he gets back we are at a loss of how to introduce this idea without
freaking Ashley out. After a few minutes of trying to hint at the idea
through various vague sexual innuendos, I head to the bathroom feeling that
all hope is lost.
It's about 5 a.m., and I'm mentally prepared to forget the double
team and go to sleep. I get back from the bathroom, and to my surprise my
roommate has very bluntly asked her if she'd like to fuck the both of
us. She jokingly responded that she would. When I get back my roommate
immediately asks me if I'm ready, and much to Ashley's surprise I
immediately respond in the affirmative.
After a bit of persuasion Ashley warms up to the idea. We proceeded to
bang the shit out of her. One in the mouth one in the pussy; occasionally
alternating of course. Nothing too exciting. Nothing that involves balls
rubbing.
Other than that, my weekend was pretty much the same as most. I ended up
here in my room, blowing lines into the wee hours.
I'll leave you with a few images for those of you who didn't
read/weren't amused by my story.
posted by red_ on Sunday 2nd December 2007, 02:53:21
thank god that stupid whore will leave me alone. the next day i get a text
saying: i hear you think im annoying and try to avoid me whenever possible,
so im in the clear.
how's it goin'? are you flowin'?
