So this past weekend I went over to my friend Carey's house, and it
was the one time all winter we had an ice storm. My car is frozen shut,
but we have to go pick up another friend, so we try to get it open.
I try the handle, but it obviously won't open because the
whole door is frozen shut, but Carey thinks that I didn't pull it hard
enough, and breaks the handle off my car.
Now I have to look
like an idiot by either climbing into the driver's seat from the
passenger side, or open the passenger side door and open the door from the
inside.
Well Carey and I decide to go stay the night at my other
friend Isaac's house. I don't feel like driving in the ice so we
ride in Carey's car.
It's about a 5 minute ride from
Carey's to Isaac's, and on the way we were either struck by
lightning or one of those big transformers exploded right when we passed
it, because all of a sudden there's a huge cracking noise and
it's completely bright, and then completely dark. That kinda freaked
all of us out, but we arrive at Isaac's house safe and sound.
Well right when we get there, the power goes out, and we can't
see shit. It's only about 8, so we smoked a few bowls and went out to
walk around. Well I'm completely uncoordinated when I'm stoned,
so I'm slipping all over the place, and Isaac decides it would be a
great idea to go into the woods.
We go into the woods, and a
huge blue light goes up in the sky. I think something went wrong with one
of those power places or something, but the whole sky was lit up off and on
all night.
That freaked us out, so we get out of the woods and
go back inside.
Ok, so skip forward a few days.
School's just let out and I'm getting into my car through the
passenger side like an idiot, and I notice that some fucker keyed my car.
My first thought is that it was Jack, this 6'5 skinhead who hates me
for no reason at all. I heard it's because I have red hair.
Anyways.. I've never said a word to this guy, and I've only seen
him a few times around school.
Once I was passing him in the
breezeway at school and I made eye contact, and he flipped out and screamed
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKIN AT?"
I'm not sure
that it's him, but he's the only person who hates me and
I've heard that he keys cars.
So now I have to park on the
other side of the parking lot where more people park so I don't get my
shit scratched, and look like even more of an idiot trying to get into my
car.
Isaac's goofy ass. I had an eye trauma or something and they gave me
dialation eye drops to keep my eye dialated so we had fun with them.
posted by red_ on Thursday 3rd February 2005, 17:15:09
take a handgun to school , and next time he shouts "WHAT THE FUCK ARE
YOU LOOKIN AT?" - shoot him in the face until you run out of ammo.
Then calmly walk away and say "dunno - but it just got axtra holes to
breath out of"
very nice, it's interesting reading a journal in this style (im not
going to say that i originated it, i just write how i normally talk to
people), it really is quite humorous coming to punch lines. Oh, and yes, i
would have confronted the skin head, but then later we would have become
best of friends because he would realize that my direction is the obviously
superior direction.
fuck man if theres one thing ive learnt in life is that skinheads are
pricks, ask him bluntly if he keyed your car if its obviousy him, go
straight at him youll fuck him up
fuck man if theres one thing ive learnt in life is that skinheads are
pricks, ask him bluntly if he keyed your car if its obviousy him, go
straight at him youll fuck him up
my week
