I was in bed watching TV last week, when i heard some scratching sounds. I
couldnt quite figure out where it was coming from. At first i thought it
might just be the rusty old boiler pumping water round the rads, or perhaps
the dog from the flat above me trying to bury stuff....whatever, i need
sleep.....
The next night, at roughly the same time, i hear it again. The boiler wasnt
running this time, so i can eliminate this from my list. Surly the dog
upstairs cant be running on such a tight schedule? and the owners would put
a stop to this....sleep is needed....
The next morning i get up and goto make my sandwiches for work, and i
notice a hole going right through the center of the loaf....hhmmm....also
the bag of prawn crackers i hadnt opened had a hole in....hhhmmm
indeed..
A mouse? a Rat? big flies?
so after work i nip into Wilkos and buy some mouse traps, They only have
some small plastic ones, so im hoping its not a rat coz these traps wouldnt
do shit to a rat....
Some research taught me mice love peanut butter and chocolate...lucky coz i
love chocolate, and i have plenty in the fridge....so the traps are set
one under the cooker
And one next to the skirting board
Literally ten minuets after setting these traps, the one in the kitchen
triggers......but fuck.....no fucking mouse....
then i see this.....
Fucking cheeky son of a mother fucking fuck!!!! i chase this mouse round my
flat for like an hour, tearing up sofas and tables...their so
fast....finally i catch it with a bucket.
So now the chase is over and i got the smallest mouse in the world sat
inside a bucket, an i got no idea what i should do with it....
any ideas?
also i found a zulu at the zoo
and something for the lads!!!
posted by sh1zzle on Monday 25th August 2008, 12:12:32
1. Pull up your pants
2. Tighten and properly use belt
3. Release mouse back into your house and call it your roommate.
4. Discover Jesus.
5. Go to church every Sunday.
6. Tell the world about Jesus.
7. Kill anyone who doesn't agree with you.
8. Go to heaven.
awww, you have a pet mouse now!!
I went through the same thing except there was a giant fucking rat in my
kitchen and it bit my pup in the face D:
never caught the bastard
Pesky Git!!!
