And anyway, I know that Venezuelans have a bloody lot of Weapons of Mass
Distruction, I've seen them through Google Earth, and they were
winking at me. I wonder, if it is true, what excuse will Bushy use if he
tries to do so. Against child labour? Marijuana? Exploit of minors? Ugly
dialect? It's going to be FUN FUN FUN!
"Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on Thursday warned of a global
energy disaster if the United States invaded his country to seize its oil
reserves.
During an interview broadcast by the state-run VTV television, Chavez said
the US Defense Department is interested in Venezuela's Orinoco region,
which has a crude reserve of 300 billion barrels.
He said the Venezuelan intelligence services have learned of a US plan to
invade his country and capture the oil fields.
Under the US plan, code-named Balboa, a number of ships, men and bombs will
be used for invasion of the major cities of Caracas, Maracay and Valencia,
according to the president.
Chavez vowed that the US soldiers "will bite the dust" if they
invade Venezuela.
Relations between Venezuela and the United States have been deteriorating
over recent years, and Caracas accused Washington of supporting an abortive
coup to overthrow Chavez in April 2002.
Chavez also accused Washington of planning to assassinate him, which the US
government has denied.
Venezuela, with a daily 2.8-million-barrel output, is the second most
important producer of crude oil in Latin America, next only to Mexico. It
is the region's main exporter with 1.5 million barrels of oil being
shipped out every day."
I read it today for the first time and I really ROTFLMAOed. A bit, at
least.
Ok, this is my first entry and the most worthy news of the day, so
here's the mandatory nude pic. Related, of course.
posted by sisteskrik on Saturday 17th September 2005, 06:36:33
fuck bush. aaargh, that guy drives me insane!! i mean ... can't
somebody write him a big, fat STFU-letter?
i've also heard, that venezuela isn't that defenseless in a
possible assault of the americans. but it still sucks, because i like
venezuela. and i like chavez.
chavez told the media many times, that the relationsship between the US and
his country aren't the best and recently he told the public, that
there were several attempts to assassinate him ... i mean, wtf?? but the
day i actually realized how cool chavez is, was the day katrina hit the
american south-coast. because the venezuelean(?)-government sent
care/help-packages down to the devasteted regions.
but once again, i guess, bush's administration will find some fucking
reasons and following excuses to attack venezuela and occupie it's
oilfields and the rest of the world will look away.
ARGH! SHIT!! what kind of crappy times are these???
Well, I think just -shrug-. Unless the US don't do anything,
there's no reason to stop commerce. And if they did, Bush would
say that it's an offence against the American People, and that
this proves that they have WMD and he'll attack them.
So there.
I will invade Venezuela.
