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Dear Sun, I know you're our friend...

...and shit, but it's almost time you FUCKIN LEAVE US ALONE FOR A BIT,

shall you? Ok, it's not that I don't like the sun. In fact it's a welcoming sight when it winks back in February after four months of polar night, but in summer it's a tad more irritating.

I want to share with you b0ggers the fact that up here in the north of Norway the polar summer has come, and with it the infamous Midnight Sun. Since the beginning of May we don't have "proper" night, just some twilight around midnight up to 3 AM. Then, as mid-may approaches, the sun refuses to set and stays high in the sky from late may until mid-july.
That might sound fun. For tourists it is. For me is a damn nightmare. You can't sleep well, you can't rest your eyes - it's like always being in a well-lit room without a chance to enjoy some light while you're out to go to the pub or have a decent, intimate spot with your woman. The sun is always there. Always. How does it feel like? Well, like this:



What time do you think it is? 10:00 AM? 2:00 PM?
No way. It's half past midnight, today, on a street two blocks away from my home.

Here we have a sort of "medical condition" called summer hyperactivity. Usually some people during the summer months sleep less, suffer hynsomnia and start being hyperactive and nervous, just because their metabolism is always at a peak level, like it was always daylight, and it waits for a night that will never come, to relax and basically slow down, preparing for the night.
That's why the state prepared places called "nightariums" where people can bask and relax in complete darkness. They're useful, I too suffer hyperactivity sometimes but don't go in nightariums. I prefer acting like a prick and bitching about.

Anyway, I remember something weird that happened to me 2 years ago.

I was home alone and building a bookshelf in the porch. I grew tired, so I went inside and fell asleep on the couch.
Then I suddendly woke up, and didn't know how much did I overslept. So I gave a look at the wall clock and saw it was four o'clock!
I remembered that it was Saturday, and I had to go to the supermarket immediately before the beer stands shut down (in Norway, on Saturday, you can't buy beer after 5:00 PM).
So I grabbed my linen bag and stormed down to the main street, towards the Coop supermarket.
Once I reached the main street I couldn't see anything. Not a single person was on the street, all the shops closed and I could only see a couple of trucks in the distance.

So I began walking towards the main square to give a look at the digital clock next to the domechurch. I just knew that I was going to be an idiot. And in fact I did. It was 4:15 AM.
It's just like that. I should know better BTW. The position of the sun varies in the whole 24 hours, and in the nighttime it tends to be more of a "yellowish/orange" hue, rather than white. But on extremely clear days it can really be a bitch. And on cloudy days - blargh - impossible to tell if it's day or "night".

I know that generally people in Scandinavia (Oslo, Stockholm, Helsinki to mention a few) have this as well, but here's a bit more extreme.



2 AM.

Good night - those of you who can. It's 02:45 here and I still can't get to sleep. I will haunt you all until I break loose and sleep for a week straight when it August comes.

I had a nice unrelated, but I saved it for later. I now need sleep.
sleep.
sleep.
sleep.
...
posted by sisteskrik on Sunday 11th June 2006, 19:54:24read 1339 times

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Bionic-Badger on Sunday 11th June 2006, 20:34:00 (#35545) (journal)
Well, that's what you get for living in Norway. Move out if you don't like it.
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sisteskrik on Sunday 11th June 2006, 20:40:18 (#35546) (journal)
I just need that extra $$$ and then south we go.
Even though winters are nice.
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Bionic-Badger on Sunday 11th June 2006, 20:48:35 (#35549) (journal)
And the oil makes everyone's life easier there too.
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Fanatic on Sunday 11th June 2006, 20:58:21 (#35551) (journal)
Still I'd call it beautiful
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kogneto on Sunday 11th June 2006, 21:28:51 (#35553) (journal)
haha somewhat like alaska except right now from midnight(sunset) to 3am(sunrise) it looks like its about 4:30pm in the rest of the US where its dim but you can still sit outside and read

you just seem to have the extreme, but i guess its the same in Barrow, the most northern city in alaska, where they get sunlight all the time in summer and none in the winter

good luck and do what i've done and invest in some blackout shades
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Bush is God (142.163.73.*) on Sunday 11th June 2006, 21:49:23 (#35556)
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they did a 2 hour daylight savings thing here about 17 years ago, that was a CFU--pretty much the same effect

on a good note it was 21C here today (without having to add the morning , afternoon and evening temps together)
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misterblackula on Sunday 11th June 2006, 21:56:14 (#35557) (journal)
thats freaky shit! But I would get black out shades or wear an eye cover or some thing to black out the room
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prkl on Sunday 11th June 2006, 22:02:32 (#35558) (journal)
I was about to say the same thing. I live in Sweden so it's dark for just a hour or two so I just put a black sheet over the window and it gets dark in the room.
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sisteskrik on Friday 16th June 2006, 20:35:30 (#35716) (journal)
I can't. Black sheets just don't do enough. I've been in Stockholm last summer and it's indeed light during the nighttime - but some tents are enough to shed some darkness.
I've got the midnight sun right over my windows (from SW) so it needs just more than a simple sheet. When it's not clouded, the sun filters thru the sheet's fabric, and to the sides and so on.
I don't mind, I'm used to it of course, but it makes me nervous as a side effect. ANDIHAVETOVENTSOMEWHEREEEEEEEEOOEGREHGSJDFHthà#€#yge HB0GWASMADEFORSUCHTHINGS.

x_.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Sunday 11th June 2006, 23:41:30 (#35565) (journal)
I don't get it. You've lived there for more than 1- summer, right?

Then why the bitching?!?!?

Take it here in SoCal. It's a bitch!! There's actually days when the sun DOESN'T shine!!! :-0
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hungry_hippo^^ on Sunday 11th June 2006, 23:53:55 (#35568)
Come to CA and pick strawberries, or buy some blackout shades and STFU!!
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Nonsens on Monday 12th June 2006, 00:41:55 (#35574)
Sleep tight, don't let the beg bugs bite
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EL_GRANDE on Monday 12th June 2006, 01:08:46 (#35576)
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don't worry man, every corner of the world sucks, in its own way, but the whole planet sucks
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Mike_Stoned on Monday 12th June 2006, 02:15:34 (#35577) (journal)
...but there is this one little spot, that doesn't. yes, I'm talking about b0g. :D
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Bionic-Badger on Monday 12th June 2006, 02:58:37 (#35581) (journal)
No it sucks in its own ways too, but is great in others.
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r0XX0r on Monday 12th June 2006, 02:55:04 (#35580) (journal)
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Go sleep in a box/ coffin/ canoe or something.
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juckum on Monday 12th June 2006, 06:01:20 (#35584)
Here in Stavanger (South-west coast) we have night from about 1:00 'till 6:00 in the morning, but I'm able to sleep. Unlucky for "the jævla nordlænningan" :D:D.
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juckum on Monday 12th June 2006, 13:50:15 (#35604)
edit: sun gets up 4:00. :)
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Jacques Chirac on Monday 12th June 2006, 06:44:15 (#35590)
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Wow, you can postbump 24/7!
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Trizzle (195.212.29.*) on Monday 12th June 2006, 06:49:18 (#35593)
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Perfect for me.
I sleep 4 hrs a night or less.
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sisteskrik on Friday 16th June 2006, 20:36:53 (#35717) (journal)
Trizz you should do something against insomnia :D
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Thelula on Thursday 15th June 2006, 15:06:08 (#35660)
Hey sisteskrik, thanks for the insight into how things happen in your part of the world. I know what you mean about wanting to be alone with your lady in the evening in the dark - for extra 'romance'. Cool. :o)
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Azrael on Friday 16th June 2006, 05:10:14 (#35671) (journal)
FORGET NORWAY!

KENYA! KENYA KENYA KENYA!
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