Oh yeah. So this night is something to forget about.
Tomorrow (that is SUndAY you bitches) I have to work a bloody lot. So
instead of going to a pub and wasting my liver with plenty of beer, I
decided to crash at my friend's house and have a bloody lot of
this stuff to spend out the evening (those are the three bottles I bought
today at Vinmonopolet, the place where hyperacoholics are sold in Norway -
for you non-scandinavians).
There were friends and women I had never met before so plenty of booze was
consumed. But then again I had to leave early so I grabbed my missus and
went home. Unfortunately I was (again!) with a longsleeve and was freezing
my ass off due to the alcoholic effects of Viking Fjord and Koskenkorva -
so I tried as fast as I could to get in the house and have some relax time.
But when I put my key inside the keyhole and tried to turn it, my missus
fell upon me, half drunk, and I leaned over with all her weight on my
shoulders and CRACK - the key snapped inside the keyhole.
We were trapped outside - in Balsfjord it was -7.9 °C, so I don't
really know but we were unconfortable and it was starting to DAMN snowing
hard. So we had to take shelter inside a small hut next to my house, where
we keep wooden logs and the snow plough, and we called the fire dept.
They came after 20 minutes and managed to pry the front door open. The
result is that our front door is wide open and we can't fix it until
monday afternoon, and we have to keep it this way. I think I'll keep
on drinking until that moment because IF I sober up, someone's going
to die horribly and that's not me.
Anyway, random pic of today's party
that's not much but I'm pissed off right now. I need some
nymphetamine right now. A Trogdor or Marisa wouldn't hurt either.
posted by sisteskrik on Saturday 28th October 2006, 21:01:55
You know, if the key busted off, you could've just used some pliers
and turned it yourself. If the key was busted inside the lock, putting a
screwdriver in there would also turn it.
Shit shitty night
