Dear SurgeonBob,
I'm an 80 year old grandma with 13 grandchildren. Somtimes when I
urinate I get a painfull buring sensation. This is especialy difficult
becasue I often can not control my blatter. What do you sugest?
Sincerely,
Margret, Reno NV
Dear Margret,
The burning you experience is just your body's way of saying that it
is ready to expire, ie: it is your time to die. While i can only help you
speed up the natural process, this is what i sugest you do to supress that
buring you get when you take a piss: Before evey meal, inject a 50/50
solution of bleach and draino into your cunt hole.
-SB
Dear Mr. Bob,
I'm a 12 year old boy, and recently I've noticed that my body has
been under going some strange changes. My voice has changed, I'm
growing hair in strange places, and there are red dots all over my
face...is this normal? Also, I have noticed my older sister staring at me
sometimes when i come out of the shower.
-David, Philidelphia, PA
Dear David,
You are lucky to be experiencing this allready, as this does not happen to
all boys. What you are experiencing is called Adultery, which Wikipedia
defines as "the process of becoming an adult." Boys who do not
experience adultery grow up to be faggots and pussies. As for your sister,
she is probally gawking at your tiny penus. To get back at her, take
pictures of her showering and pictures when she comes out too...and e-mail
them to me.
Also, call me "Mr" again, and I'll personaly inject a 50/50
solution of draino and bleach into your piss-hole.
-SB
Dear SurgeonBob,
Are you realy a doctor? And if you are, can you show us proof?
-Pam, Suix City, AZ
Dear Pam,
Yes, I am a doctor.
-SB
Dear Dr. Bob,
I'm my wife is very sick and requires heart surgery to live. Can you
help us?
-Edward, Los Angelas, CA
Dear Ed,
I can perform the surgery any day of the week between the hours of 9am and
5 pm. Just stop by my office, no need for an apointment. The cost for
open-heart surgery is $200. Before I can do anything your wife will need to
sign a 25 page release and malepractice waiver.
-SB
Dear "doctor" Bob,
My name is Josh Bergstein, and I am notifying you that I am filing suit
against you for advice that you gave to my client, Margret Wishler, that
lead her to contract toxic shock syndrome and pass away.
-Josh Bergstine, Lawyer, Reno NV
Dear Josh Jewstien,
As you recall, I previosuly stated that the passing of Margert was
unavoidable, as she was an old moldy cunt who couldnt stop pissing her self
in church during the hyms. To resolve this issue, I have sent you a package
containing 3 syringes containing a 50/50 mixture of bleach/draino. Upon
recevial, please inject this mixture into your jewish piss-hole.
-SB
That's all for this week folks!
UNRLTD:
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