Greetings fellow b0ggers. I know this is old news by now, but i wasn't
going to post on it until all the details were in.
On Monday I recieved news that Chris Benoit was dead. Shocking I guess, but
by now so many wrestlers have died from non-wrestling related injuries that
it's begining to become old-hat.
But when i also heard that his family was dead, I said "boy this is
gonna be good." Well as it turns out, after WWE airied a 2 hour
memorial to the late great Chris Benoit on Monday night, that he killed his
own family; his wife and 7 year old son. Yeah. That's right. A 250
pound professional wrestler killed his own 7 year old DWARFTED kid. Great
Huh? OK enough speculation for now here' a segement of the official
report:
...He said Benoit's 43-year-old wife was killed Friday in an
upstairs family room, and her feet and wrists were bound and there was
blood under her head, indicating a possible struggle. Daniel was probably
killed late Saturday or early Sunday, and his body was found in his bed,
the district attorney said.
Benoit, 40, apparently hanged himself hours later, Ballard said. His body
was found in a downstairs weight room hanging from the pulley of a piece of
exercise equipment.
The prosecutor said it appeared the wrestler remained in the house for up
to a day with the bodies.
What I find ironic is the strangulation death of his wife. Chris
Benoit's signature move is the "crippler crossface" where he
chokes his victim and pulls their head back.
Also, his best-selling autobiography is now hilariously invalid:
unless they decide to add en epilouge to later editions entitled "How
I killed my family and then took my own life"
So why did he do it? Let's here the opinions of my fellow b0ggers on
this one. Was it an outburst of roid-rage? Was it a sign from G0d that the
rapture is upon us? Or was Benoit simply just too hardcore for a family?
You decide.
Congradulations Chris Benoit, You are hereby entered into the
B0g.org Villian Hall of Fame.
Unrelated:
posted by surgeonbob on Wednesday 27th June 2007, 18:08:01
I dont care why he did it, I just know he was a looser who should have
taken his own ass out into the woods and hung himself. fucking with kids is
not cool
It's because he couldn't deal with his wife and son always
calling him "Snaggle Tooth". The guy just couldn't get over
feeling like the trailer trash, redneck he was since losing that tooth.
I kid you not.
You tell me how many pictures you kind find of him smiling and showing of
those pearly whites. http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&um=1&a
mp;q=Chris+Benoit&btnG=Search+Images
It's all a conspiracy, I tell you. His family were first done in as a
cover-up and then he was hung to appear as suicide. He just knew too much
about Jonathan Pollard.
The Official B0g Report: Chris Benoit
Congradulations Chris Benoit, You are hereby entered into the
B0g.org Villian Hall of Fame.
