Step 1: squish face up. As shown in this brilliant depiction.
Step 2: Shorten legs by 12".
Step 3: poop on them
Step 4: make them eat it.
Viola.. You have a chinaman.
posted by tikklemynuts on Wednesday 22nd February 2006, 06:11:52
i wish people such as yourself understood blanket racism.
but since you don't let me break it down for you. You see,
Chinaman = anyone with slanty eyes. Much like man works for anyone
with black skin. The fact that i have had to explain this to you
undermines even your own intelligence.
it's the fact that most of them don't understand
the terminology or the way that words are being used in
conjunction with one another. Sarcasm evades them, so they
basically get smart and make an attempt at insulting people