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At a family function, you're 12 yr. old neice says to you privately, "Uncle Chris, what's a blow job?" Do you...
Go into great detail about when a man and woman love each other... blah blah blah (Fucking Emo Pussy)
Instantly get a raging boner and start looking for a private place to teach her (Molester)
Run to the bathroom and proceed to cover the wall with your man plaster. (Normal/Moleste r Denial)
Tell her what it is, and not to feel bad. You even had to tell her mommasister what it was. (Backwoods Fuckin' Inbred)
Privately ask your sister to have a talk with her (Faggot)
Other (Molester/ Fag)
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It's gonna be a bad day

to start the day.. my fukkin lazy ass bitchface roomie got up an hour before me to sit her lifeless face in front of the TV, I asked her if she saw the milkman go by, give him the cash i left on the table cause i need milk. She saw him, but couldnt be bothered. I walk to store in nothing slippers, ripped underwear and t-shirt..think i impressed the old hag at the counter.. i'll fuck her later..

get to work, cleaning lady brought her kids to work again, fucked up all my shit. speakers pulled out, marker all over my desk (covered so very sneakily by my keyboard and engineers drawings)

then to top it off, just got a text from the vagina i was supposed to go and shovel this evening. 'mom' is sick. what kind of shitty excuse is that? fukkin tell me i can't fuck right and when i lick your stinky cunt it's like using a toilet bowl cleaner to wash your snatch and be done with it.

now i have to wank to my roomies dirty panties again...

fukkin thursdays.

unrelated, however still relevant:
posted by tikklemynuts on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 04:53:40read 934 times

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Trizzle (212.8.174.*) on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 05:00:27 (#31512)
http://www.makerocketgonow.com
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That is better than configging a sap server, bastard.
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tikklemynuts on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 07:35:08 (#31520) (journal)
yea, you got a point. i'd take fapping into dried up jizz-filled period panties anyday over configging anything.
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kogneto on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 05:07:48 (#31513) (journal)
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lol so they strewed markers all over your desk then used your keyboard to cover them up instead of actually putting them away? should have strangled the chavs
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[skorpion] on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 06:22:51 (#31515) (journal)
http://www.idonthaveanammusingurl.com
No, they drew on his desk.
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kogneto on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 06:43:19 (#31517) (journal)
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oh ok i read that wrong.

on a side note, can anyone tell me what it means if you mark a comment as "bad" as seen in the [B] i've been wondering for awhile but i didn't ask just becuase I thought someone might think that i wanted to mark their comment as bad...not that I want to mark sir skorpion as bad, but i knew he wouldn't be offended...wow i really need to stop writing paragraph long comments
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[skorpion] on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 07:31:56 (#31519) (journal)
http://www.idonthaveanammusingurl.com
Makes their comment unviewable unless you click on it - like the guest user comments. However - even though it gives you the option to do so in anyones journal - it only actually has an effect if you are in your own journal. Try it.
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Trogdor the Burninator on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 09:04:57 (#31523) (journal)
http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdorcon.html
You have a milkman?
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tikklemynuts on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 09:11:46 (#31524) (journal)
damn right we do! that ole bag of dust drives his milk van around the streets and gives milk to prepaid customers. And when you see him, that piece of shit will sell you it for dirt cheap, probably because it's been pissed in or he shot a load in it. Either way, i cant see or taste it in my cereal...so hoorah for cheap goods.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 10:15:52 (#31526) (journal)
Well done TMN! Keep those folks in check, give them no quarter (or dime ;) )!!
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Death_Tef on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 10:42:36 (#31529) (journal)
http://www.r33b.net/
i didn't understand that stinky vagina cunt part but the picture sure amused me :)
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tikklemynuts on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 11:03:51 (#31536) (journal)
this chick i know with a vagina wont let me fuck it tonight. that pretty much sums it.

the photo? gives me a chuckle everytime i see it.
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 11:07:38 (#31538) (journal)
If she let you fuck it would it not stink then?
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Death_Tef on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 13:05:38 (#31547) (journal)
http://www.r33b.net/
maybe it stinks and she feels ashamed because of that..
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Bionic-Badger on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 23:55:38 (#31592) (journal)
You need an anti-personnel land mine in your cubicle.
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tikklemynuts on Friday 24th March 2006, 02:29:45 (#31604) (journal)
you couldnt be more correct!
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