to start the day.. my fukkin lazy ass bitchface roomie got up an hour
before me to sit her lifeless face in front of the TV, I asked her if she
saw the milkman go by, give him the cash i left on the table cause i need
milk. She saw him, but couldnt be bothered. I walk to store in nothing
slippers, ripped underwear and t-shirt..think i impressed the old hag at
the counter.. i'll fuck her later..
get to work, cleaning lady brought her kids to work again, fucked up all my
shit. speakers pulled out, marker all over my desk (covered so very
sneakily by my keyboard and engineers drawings)
then to top it off, just got a text from the vagina i was supposed to go
and shovel this evening. 'mom' is sick. what kind of shitty
excuse is that? fukkin tell me i can't fuck right and when i lick your
stinky cunt it's like using a toilet bowl cleaner to wash your snatch
and be done with it.
now i have to wank to my roomies dirty panties again...
fukkin thursdays.
unrelated, however still relevant:
posted by tikklemynuts on Thursday 23rd March 2006, 04:53:40
lol so they strewed markers all over your desk then used your keyboard to
cover them up instead of actually putting them away? should have strangled
the chavs
on a side note, can anyone tell me what it means if you mark a
comment as "bad" as seen in the [B] i've been
wondering for awhile but i didn't ask just becuase I thought
someone might think that i wanted to mark their comment as
bad...not that I want to mark sir skorpion as bad, but i knew he
wouldn't be offended...wow i really need to stop writing
paragraph long comments
Makes their comment unviewable unless you click on it - like
the guest user comments. However - even though it gives you
the option to do so in anyones journal - it only actually
has an effect if you are in your own journal. Try it.
damn right we do! that ole bag of dust drives his milk van around the
streets and gives milk to prepaid customers. And when you see him,
that piece of shit will sell you it for dirt cheap, probably because
it's been pissed in or he shot a load in it. Either way, i cant
see or taste it in my cereal...so hoorah for cheap goods.