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A random day in my life (true story)

Hello, i am tress and i have a secret. My secret is that i have several fetishes. For example I get horny of fish, cows and red hair. I also like red thongs and bras.

Today I went to Wales with my Scandinavian girlfriend, and we both brought a condom each in case we were stopping to have sex behind a service station. Unfortunately they did not come in handy. The reason we went to Wales was because I got some tickets for a fireworks show, and because I wanted to watch all the redheaded people living there. It was good fun. On our way to the show we saw many cows. One was even going over a bridge over the motorway!!! We were both amused. Sadly, we did not see any cows on the way back, because it was dark by then :(

I had four cans of coke today, and only went to the toilet six times (two of them were outside the fireworks show).

Now I feel like watching Little Britain on my bed. See you soon
posted by tress on Saturday 5th May 2007, 18:20:46read 1245 times

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pariah on Saturday 5th May 2007, 18:23:15 (#50183) (journal)
mail me some weed.
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Penis of the Gods on Saturday 5th May 2007, 18:30:19 (#50185) (journal)
7 (7)
Dude I said 2 green pills and GO TO BED!
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The Hated on Saturday 5th May 2007, 18:34:50 (#50188) (journal)
you're in wales and you didn't pm me ! bah... what part of wales were you in ?
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Penis of the Gods on Saturday 5th May 2007, 18:47:07 (#50190) (journal)
alcohol, sex, cars, guns, martial arts, death

If you would have stopped after cars he would be all over you.
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U R GHEY on Saturday 5th May 2007, 19:02:25 (#50191)
Ive drank two Gatorades today and used the bathroom three times!
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pariah on Saturday 5th May 2007, 19:08:03 (#50193) (journal)
Electrolytes are good
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haze on Sunday 6th May 2007, 03:39:49 (#50218) (journal)
I'm a big fan of the electrolytes myself
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kogneto on Sunday 6th May 2007, 17:38:39 (#50249) (journal)
it's what plants crave!
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Pizzaburst on Saturday 5th May 2007, 19:02:55 (#50192) (journal)
oh nose, you almost got it all, but missed the fishes!
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max payne on Saturday 5th May 2007, 20:05:52 (#50198) (journal)
Reading that journal of yours reminds me that i miss Keine_Ahnung somehow.
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smallbadwolf on Monday 7th May 2007, 01:07:13 (#50259)
he's probably still in a drug-induced coma in some small, remote village in Thailand...
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misterblackula on Saturday 5th May 2007, 20:07:32 (#50199) (journal)
Red heads are nice if their females
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Azrael on Saturday 5th May 2007, 20:12:44 (#50201) (journal)
*nods assent*
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Bush is God (142.162.87.*) on Sunday 6th May 2007, 07:51:42 (#50228)
1 (1)
my red head is real nice inside a female (nieces count don't they?)
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ill favors on Saturday 5th May 2007, 21:37:44 (#50204) (journal)
we need to compare fetishes
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banan on Sunday 6th May 2007, 13:07:19 (#50243) (journal)
1 (5)
you need to shut the fuck up
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Trogdor the Burninator on Monday 7th May 2007, 09:54:38 (#50270) (journal)
No. You.
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Trizzle (81.83.165.*) on Monday 7th May 2007, 13:38:38 (#50274)
1 (3)
NO U
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Gooch_Rash on Saturday 5th May 2007, 21:53:52 (#50206) (journal)
Take 2 bottles of cough syrup and call Kogneto in the morning.
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brownmullet on Saturday 5th May 2007, 21:58:58 (#50207) (journal)
3 (3)
Dude! Awesome! We should like totally hang out an' stuff!
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pug-O-war on Saturday 5th May 2007, 22:22:06 (#50208)
don't forget red fingernails....
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surgeonbob on Saturday 5th May 2007, 22:29:15 (#50210) (journal)
they have homes for people like you...
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TheThirdCross on Saturday 5th May 2007, 22:43:48 (#50213) (journal)
7 (7)
they have 'homes' for people like all of us.

but they'll never catch us all
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haze on Sunday 6th May 2007, 14:08:36 (#50247) (journal)
5 (5)
and thats because we're not pokemons
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nymphetamine (81.129.15.*) on Sunday 6th May 2007, 01:59:45 (#50216)
4 (4)
Sooooo... Tress doesnt mind doing oral sex to fat women on hot days, when they are menstruating I presume, thus encapsulating the big heffer smelling of fish and the red

I <3 Tress
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Mike_Stoned on Sunday 6th May 2007, 09:07:50 (#50229) (journal)
and the "cow" ...
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nymphetamine (81.129.15.*) on Sunday 6th May 2007, 11:43:17 (#50238)
1 (1)
a heffer is a cow x
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r0XX0r on Sunday 6th May 2007, 05:05:20 (#50222) (journal)
6 (6)
*gives tress a red-painted cow wearing a red thong and a bra full of fish*
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YoDaaah on Sunday 6th May 2007, 07:30:39 (#50226) (journal)
maybe someone could make a shop of that..it..?
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Bonerman on Sunday 6th May 2007, 06:32:38 (#50224)
5 (5)
I am going to shit in the next 5 minutes, who wants to see it?
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Penis of the Gods on Sunday 6th May 2007, 19:29:43 (#50252) (journal)
Just you.
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cog on Monday 7th May 2007, 01:19:43 (#50260) (journal)
LOL great journal.

but why does your girlfriend need a condom too?
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tress on Monday 7th May 2007, 06:44:29 (#50268) (journal)
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Because I don't want to get pregnant
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yettti activist on Monday 7th May 2007, 01:28:55 (#50261) (journal)
you have sensitive nerve endings in your walnut bladder
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sisteskrik on Monday 7th May 2007, 02:51:30 (#50262) (journal)
Oo girlfriends :O
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makc on Monday 7th May 2007, 04:44:07 (#50266) (journal)
that's not real journal entry.
he's probably testing some thing out.
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TheThirdCross on Monday 7th May 2007, 10:21:58 (#50272) (journal)
journal dot php?
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