Today I farted on my girlfriend's hand, and i enjoyed it. Actually, I
enjoyed it so much that I will masturbate over it three times when I drop
her off in London later. I farted on her hand because she squeezed my
balls.
the two of you should excercise this. maybe she can create different tones
with her hand while you fart. reherse some nice tune, tape it and put the
mp3 on b0g.