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[CkLiCk] Trogdor the Burninator ESP jhonny bravo cheshire

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A random day in my life (true story) 2

Today I farted on my girlfriend's hand, and i enjoyed it. Actually, I enjoyed it so much that I will masturbate over it three times when I drop her off in London later. I farted on her hand because she squeezed my balls.
posted by tress on Sunday 13th May 2007, 12:36:04read 1064 times

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usuf on Sunday 13th May 2007, 12:49:06 (#50516)
3 (3)
does that happen every time you squeeze your balls, or just when someone else does it?
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tress on Sunday 13th May 2007, 12:54:09 (#50517) (journal)
5 (9)
It's like a self defense mechanism. Like when an octopus squirts ink.
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mamuka on Sunday 13th May 2007, 15:53:14 (#50525) (journal)
so does your gf also squirt ink?
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Bush is God (142.162.83.*) on Sunday 13th May 2007, 16:02:28 (#50526)
4 (4)
tress squirts ink when he farts
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nodrama on Monday 14th May 2007, 06:36:54 (#50547)
0 (2)
cuttlefish squirt ink
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KiTo on Monday 14th May 2007, 06:44:57 (#50548)
-2 (2)
no way
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Roid on Monday 14th May 2007, 12:44:39 (#50566)
way
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tweedy on Sunday 13th May 2007, 12:57:36 (#50518)
both. when he and his gf touch his balls, it doubles its strengt
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Pizzaburst on Sunday 13th May 2007, 14:41:16 (#50522) (journal)
you know too much
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Hairless_Weasel on Sunday 13th May 2007, 18:25:18 (#50533) (journal)
wonder twin powers activate!
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Sunday 13th May 2007, 13:23:04 (#50519) (journal)
2 (2)
How hard do your balls need to be squeezed in order to fart?

I'm wondering if there is a connection between that & penis size...
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Trogdor the Burninator on Monday 14th May 2007, 09:56:10 (#50561) (journal)
Is it squeezed? Or is it squozen?
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Lamer Lamerov on Monday 14th May 2007, 13:39:55 (#50572)
Please don't make me think and fail miserably.
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YoDaaah on Sunday 13th May 2007, 13:25:57 (#50520) (journal)
does that means she got a finger up your ass when she plays with your cohones
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larkinsmom on Sunday 13th May 2007, 13:34:14 (#50521)
i farted on micheal jackson hand
he has to wear a glove now
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Sunday 13th May 2007, 16:10:58 (#50527) (journal)
I blew his nose off with a cabbage fueled stinker.
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enZ on Monday 14th May 2007, 12:37:15 (#50565)
my fart covered him whole and bleached him.
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nymphetamine (81.129.15.*) on Sunday 13th May 2007, 15:13:13 (#50524)
1 (7)
yeah just kissing tress's ass by replying to a lame post muhahahaha

I dare be a cunt
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usuf on Sunday 13th May 2007, 19:03:29 (#50537)
easy for you to say, you're karma is + 1 BaZillion
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Devoto on Sunday 13th May 2007, 19:50:56 (#50539)
that would be great of karma did something
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SeanConnery on Sunday 13th May 2007, 18:12:39 (#50530)
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i would chop her hands off if she squeezed my balls, there is a weiner there u can squeeze.
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misterblackula on Sunday 13th May 2007, 20:48:34 (#50540) (journal)
second offense and she gets it chopped off
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Hairless_Weasel on Sunday 13th May 2007, 21:38:53 (#50541) (journal)
my gf thought i was you because i farted on her hand last night too
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ill favors on Monday 14th May 2007, 13:18:51 (#50568) (journal)
at least she wasn't going down on you at the time
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liclit on Sunday 20th May 2007, 08:54:13 (#50776) (journal)
don't you mean "to bad she was not going down on you at the time"
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Mike_Stoned on Monday 14th May 2007, 18:06:04 (#50589) (journal)
the two of you should excercise this. maybe she can create different tones with her hand while you fart. reherse some nice tune, tape it and put the mp3 on b0g.
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Penis of the Gods on Monday 14th May 2007, 18:57:02 (#50594) (journal)
I taught how to do that.
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