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Death in Star Trek

Why do people die in star trek ? The obvious reasons come to mind such as a romulan cruiser decloaking off the starboard bow and then unleashing a furious volley of disrupter fire through the starboard nasals, a rare strain of the nelopa virus mysteriously getting aboard the ship and draining all the life from you in the most thrilling way or the simple fact, it's just your time.

But the thing is, in Star Trek you have these wonderful things called transporters. They transport you or anything for that matter, from point a to point b. So you are gobbled up, saved into a pattern buffer, and then ungobbled elsewhere. simple really, and these pattern buffers, or pattern traces are saved. So why not when you die just have someone re-energise you and bingo, you are back to life (would of forgotten everything since your last pattern trace was saved - but hey who cares). To solve that problem, why not save a copy of your younger, more handsome self and also a copy of your mind/memories everyday and when that dreaded death comes, get the transporter chief to just combine the two and you're back ! Incredibly intelligent and wise or insanely crazy (is there a difference ?).

And apparently you can also use a strand of DNA to re-energise someone. Could bring everyone back who has ever lived and even create an island for friendly dinosaurs to live on. Who knows !!!

And what the hell are the transporter rooms for … ?
posted by tress on Sunday 26th September 2004, 13:11:34read 628 times

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l33t on Sunday 26th September 2004, 13:28:04 (#19)
lol
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  • by Duff Man on Sunday 26th September 2004, 15:17:59
  • winjard on Sunday 26th September 2004, 16:30:20 (#43)
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    thats only one hole in the st universe... WHAHHAHA!!
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    e~ (63.155.249.*) on Monday 27th September 2004, 20:20:38 (#159)
    http://www.esgapingassholes.com/forum/
    0 (0)
    why do ppl WATCH star trek??
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