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Rant : metric system Vs non-metric systems

A gratuitous and subjective point of view on measurement systems.

Following my awkwardly provocative forum reply, about how metric system rules, to my intentionaly provocative and childish forum topic, on how EUR owns USD, I decided to start my very own b0g jihad on non-metric systems.

The main motivation for such an article is that I have nothing better to do.

However, I will try my best to illustrate the benefits of the metric system.

In order to make this rant more enjoyable, I will not be 100% true to myself and sincere, I will develop my rant b0g style : sarcastic, cynical, narrow-minded, insulting, intolerant, gore, partially informed and maybe scatologic.

Someone challenged me to give a single concrete reason why the metric system is better then other systems such as the imperial system.

Here is something for him to chew on.



Apparently, it is not clear to everyone why the metric system is the only viable system.

The superiority of the metric system over any other system is so obvious that I will not even need to use the argument of the majority by showing how the vast majority of the people use the metric system.

Concrete reason : The metric system is a consistent decimal measurement system.

Therefore it appears logical and straightforward to organize units in powers of 10 (^10).
This allows easy mathematical manipulations to be applied to measurements for greater usability and I will, of course, explain that in details a little later.

On the other hand, organizing units according to pragmatic prehistoric measurement tips, as used in some non-metric systems, is not only unpractical, but senseless, in spite of the nice "where does that unit come from ?" historical touch.

Now it is time to be more explicit. Below are actual sample units :

Metric :

"1 meter = 10 decimeters" (1*10^-1 meters)"
"1 decimeter = 10 centimeters" (1*10^-2 meters)"
"1 centimeter = 10 millimeters" (1*10^-3 meters)"

Which gives :
"1 meter = 10 decimeters = 100 centimeters = 1000 millimeters"

-> intelligent base-10 system

Vs

Imperial :

"1 mile = 8 furlongs"
"1 furlong = 10 chains"
"1 chain = 22 yards"
"1 yard = 3 feet"
"1 feet = 12 inches"

Which gives :
"1 mile = 8 furlongs = 80 chains = 1760 yards = 5280 feets = 63360 inches"

-> Fancy, obsolete and inconsistent system.


How can one not see the superiority of the metric system ?

Also note that I intentionally skipped 2 imperial units : the pole (or rod) and the link. Those units do not even subdivide into an integer number of the next smaller unit (1 rod = 5.5 yards, WTF ?).

It is understandable that one might keep using a non-metric system to measure things that are from rarely to never mathematically manipulated.

A good example is the time measurement system which could grossly be described as a hybrid-base system.
Base-10 for measures under the second, 60 for measures in seconds or minutes, 24 for hours, 28/29/30/31 for days, 12 for monthes, ...

I admit there is no point bothering changing the time system to something more metric. The reason being you don't usually do math with time measures.
Now, being a computer programmer, I am well aware that this assumption is not true; there are numerous usages of time calculations.

But even when you deal with time calculation in computers, clever programmers don't bother using the time units in their algorithms.
Instead, they manipulate mathematical representations of time measures.

Those mathematical representations of time are numbers computed through specific algorithms taking a classical time representation (eg : September 23rd 2006 at 06:28 AM) and transforming it into its mathematical representation (eg : 0.654737444366532652652) so that :

- two different classical time representations always give two different mathematical representations;

- any given classical time representation will always give the same mathematical representation.

The resulting equivalent value is easily "understandable" by a computer.
That way you can apply all mathematical operations, transformations and formulaes to those values : summing, substracting, comparing, making averages,...

This example on time manipulation gives a hint on how common sense tends to using units that are :

- easy to remember and crystal clear;
{coefficient} {prefix}{referentialunit}
{ 3 } { deca }{grams}


- easy to use and manipulate;
3 decagrams + 250 decigrams = 0.055 kilogram = 0.55 hectograms = 5.5 decagrams = 55 grams

- easy to convert;
How many bytes are there in 1.44 megabytes ?
{coeff.} {mega} {ref. unit}
1.44 * 10^6 bytes


- allows you to represent the widest range of values;
metric : offers infinite range {coefficient} * 10^{integer} {unit}
anglo-saxon : range of values limited by unit labels (yards, miles, ...).


- consistent with all measures.
{coefficient} * 10^{integer} {meter/liter/gram/Watt/byte/...}


***

Now it's time for a little quizz !


According to the few theoretical advantages described above, answer this hard question :

Q: If you have to set up a measurement scale using pure water, what would you use as referentials (choose one of the following) ?

1) A big round even value of 100 when hot pure water starts evaporating and a default round value of 0 when cold pure water solidifies into ice.

2) A random value of 32 when cold pure water starts to melt (because you're 32 years old or because you had your way with 32 different girls at that time) and another random value of 212 when hot pure water starts boiling (because your street number is 212 or because you wanked 212 times so far this week).

3) Simply assuming the value 0 as the lowest temperature possible.

***


Honestly, the only drawback with the metric system could have been the fact that, in order to be more human-friendly and respect the vocabulary richness of all the languages of the fine and educated people that use the metric system, pure numerical representations (eg : 3.465 * 10^7 meter) had to be dubbed with prefixes (eg : mega-) and their respective label (eg : "million" for mega).
For instance, in the metric system, the label "quintillionth" represents the prefix "atto" (10^-18).

Also, in order to learn the system, you have to memorize the prefixes and the labels.

One could argue that this makes the metric no better than other systems. Wrong.

If you take a closer look at the naming in the metric system, you will notice a certain patterns.

First of all, metric prefixes all come from latin. Their translation gives a slight hint about the range of the value.
For example, the prefix "nano-" tells us we are dealing with something small.

Of course, other systems have units that also give such hint but the big difference is that the metric prefixes apply to all fields. You can use the prefix "nano-" with "nanometer", "nanogram", "nanojoule", ...

This means you only have to learn and memorize a given set of prefixes and then apply them to any measure you want and everybody will understand you.
On the contrary, other measurement systems use completely different sets of unit names whether you are talking about length, weight, volume, and so forth.

Secondly, metric labels like "hunderd", "thousand" or "billion" is extended logically to deal with wider ranges.
You have "billions", "trillions", "quadrillions", "quintillions", etc.
Again, latin comes to the rescue. The first part of each of these words is latin for quantities : "bi" means 2, "tri" means 3, "quad" means 4.
Assuming that each of these labels constantly represent a value 1000 times bigger, you can automatically guess how you call 1000 quadrillions : a quintillion.

All this thanks to the fact metric system uses decimals.
You can now rely on this fact to never wonder what are 10 grams called. A value 10 times bigger corresponds to the prefix "deca-", so 10 grams is simply 1 decagram.

One could argue that the metric system naming might be more straightforward but that a non-metric system is as simple to use one you get used to the naming.
It might be correct but fact remains that the metric system is designed to represent any range of values by simply using numerical representations with powers of 10 regardless of any prefix or label. Labels and prefixes are there for ease of communication.

Non-metric systems do not rely on a base system. One have to come up with a new term and an arbitrary rate each time you want to represent bigger or smaller values.
You cannot directly convert a big value of a small unit (1394 inches) into its equivalent using a bigger unit (0.02... miles) without knowing the conversion rate.
And of course, once you have converted the value, it is possible that the precision decreases just because the units you just converted are not multiples.

***

Now it's time for a little story !


John Doe always used his foot to measure things.
One day, he wanted to measure things smaller than his foot, he came up with the first idea that blasted through his slow brain and decided to use his thumb to measure inches.

Fortunately enough, his feet were exactly 12 times as long as his thumb, not even a little more ore a little less, how impressive.

***


This never happens with the metric system. Not only you never lose precision when converting units of the same measurement, but you also always have the conversion rate (1337 grams gives 1337/1000 kilograms -> 1.337 kilograms).

Of course everybody knows this, that is exactly my point. I am just pointing out the obvious : metric system owns.




Well, do not mind my explanations after all.
The true reason why the metric system is the best is because it allows you to count with your fingers.
posted by u83r1337*N!Xh4x0r on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 04:04:53read 1234 times

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haze on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 04:48:02 (#38987) (journal)
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I didnt even read more than 2 sentences of what you wrote.

didnt have to.

the metric system is better and that fact explains itself.
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FuerLandundKoenig on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 04:51:40 (#38988) (journal)
second that
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Sigge on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 06:35:17 (#38992)
I concur.
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Bionic-Badger on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 19:06:55 (#39039) (journal)
1 (1)
And that fraction of sentences you read is the level of credibility your opinion has earned.
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r0XX0r on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 04:58:08 (#38989) (journal)
3 (3)
should have been posted to h4x0r @ online.no so that he could put it in b0g-issue #12...
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search&destroy on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 07:33:00 (#38995) (journal)
i concur. go b0g #12!
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u83r1337*N!Xh4x0r on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 16:44:11 (#39027) (journal)
well kthx, i might suggest it even i'm not fully convinced it would fit :)
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dm on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 06:21:23 (#38991) (journal)
royal with cheese
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colophonius on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 15:15:46 (#39022)
Pulp Fiction =D [+]
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search&destroy on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 07:32:40 (#38994) (journal)
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well written and thought-out. let's see what BB has to say.
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sisteskrik on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 07:46:53 (#38996) (journal)
I just can't believe that americans and englishmen are capable of using the imperial system in a blink of an eye.

BTW it's fun to fool americans when they ask for directions in Norway and you tell them "oh just a couple of miles away" (cough - Norwegian miles ;) )
Serves the bloody imperialists right! Allah Akhbar! Etc.
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The Hated on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 10:51:50 (#39008) (journal)
not to dis your post, but i'm gona favourite this so when i run out of valium and need to sleep - i'll start reading it.....
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Hairless_Weasel on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 11:13:42 (#39010) (journal)
the last time i heard furlong it was about horse tracks and ive never heard of a chain so i see how useful those are
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TheThirdCross on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 12:58:02 (#39013) (journal)
i, as an american, fully admit that the metric system is far superior to our traditional english units.

we just don't like it because it is french.

i believe the point you were trying to make in your forum post was that the euro is superior to the dollar because it exchanges at a higher rate.

that is like saying that an inch is superior to a cm. because it exchanges at a higher rate.

the point is that americans have a lot more dollars than europeans have euros.
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haze on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 16:11:28 (#39025) (journal)
Well, it IS an advantage when you are in the US and gat your money from a german bank account.
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Bionic-Badger on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 19:05:17 (#39038) (journal)
Yeah, who'd want to buy stuff in Germany with all those taxes?
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u83r1337*N!Xh4x0r on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 16:45:32 (#39028) (journal)
do not mix up things, my journal entry has absolutely nothing to do with euros or dollars.

'aight, cowboy ?
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liclit on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 13:57:14 (#39017) (journal)
i, as an american, do not care one way or the other.
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Bionic-Badger on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 20:03:01 (#39046) (journal)
I think it's that way for most Americans. They're just units, not a way of life.
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wool on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 17:19:29 (#39030) (journal)
as a dyslecsick nor do 1.
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kogneto on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 17:43:09 (#39033) (journal)
i'll get a double 113.398093 grams cheeseburger please
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TheThirdCross on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 19:50:17 (#39044) (journal)
...doesn't sound right, does it?
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[skorpion] on Monday 25th September 2006, 05:16:51 (#39111) (journal)
Well they wouldn't have chosen 113.398093 as the measurement if it wasn't in common use as the 1/4 lb. :P

But you already know that.
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Bionic-Badger on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 19:04:15 (#39037) (journal)
The reply is here. It's so long, so mundane, and so pedantic that it warranted its own journal. At least it has pics though.
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TheThirdCross on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 20:30:59 (#39047) (journal)
"The metric system is a consistent decimal measurement system."

from BB's journal...metric time

according to your theory, the currnt time would be...
the current time would be 77.28ks (EDT)
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surgeonbob on Saturday 23rd September 2006, 22:00:46 (#39052) (journal)
1 (1)
"In order to make this rant more enjoyable, I will not be 100%
true to myself and sincere, I will develop my rant b0g style : sarcastic,
cynical, narrow-minded, insulting, intolerant, gore, partially informed and
maybe scatologic."
I <3 U
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gHouLaSh on Sunday 24th September 2006, 05:14:14 (#39066)
I read it, but I didn't learn anything new..
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[skorpion] on Monday 25th September 2006, 05:15:24 (#39110) (journal)
I logged in on another computer to say this. You rock. That is all.
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[skorpion] on Monday 25th September 2006, 05:20:00 (#39112) (journal)
Actually its not all. I am a science student and reguarly use the metric system because it is SI. It makes conversions ridiculously easy to do - you try expressing 113 picograms in imperial...
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Bionic-Badger on Tuesday 26th September 2006, 22:27:28 (#39178) (journal)
Oh yes, I hated having to bother with the imperial units in some thermodynamics course. My calculator would default to them, so I had to reconvert back into those crap units. Often I'd just do it all in metric and then convert at the end.
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Bionic-Badger on Wednesday 27th September 2006, 11:27:52 (#39186) (journal)
Default to metric I mean.
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pariah on Monday 25th September 2006, 17:05:38 (#39126) (journal)
but its sooo much easier to just say mile.. instead of kilometer.. yeaaaaa
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Trizzle (84.193.54.*) on Thursday 4th October 2007, 05:16:14 (#56768)
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Metric system owns that's true but I don't understand why you think americans will understand why, don't you know they are stupid?
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