I find it so difficult to fall asleep at night. Maybe it's from all
the caffeine? Or maybe it's from stress? But I haven't really
been stressed lately.
I woke up just on time today (thanks to Mike). I got to work and Emma
complained, as usual. She's so anal!
Mike picked me up from work and we decided to drink at The Funky Winker
Bean. The crazy native cowboy lady was there. Her name is Lily, but
everyone there calls her "Psycho". She kept yelling at us from
across the room. We couldn't hear what she was saying. She just sat
there and pointed her fingers at us. Then she came over to our table and
asked us if we could buy her a beer. We said no, of course!
There was also this old man who sat near us. He seems quite nice, but
he's as crazy as they get. He's constantly doing these strange
gestures with his hands and arms. It's almost like he's
pretending to have conversations with people who aren't really there.
I felt bad for the old guy. There were mean crackhead-looking men with no
teeth making fun of him. So when we were leaving, I made myself wave
goodbye to the old man. He waved backed and smiled. I think it cheered him
up.
I hate french women. They're such bitches.
Tomorrow, Michael is going to clean the gutters on my house. I should make
him sandwiches and lemonade like a good girlfriend should.
posted by void on Thursday 10th March 2005, 04:26:03
What other things should a good girlfriend make their boyfriend? What
about a Great girlfriend, or a Fabulous girfriend---what would they make
their boyfriend?
And how does a good girlfriend move up to great or fabulous one? Void, are
you saying you're just a lazy person who doesn't put her best
into a relationship?
Well, shame on you. After all, he cares enough to clean your gutters. Now
that's a Fabulous boyfriend.
mcgurk on Thursday 10th March 2005, 15:58:11 (#4981)
Oh, and leave your fucking eyebrows alone. Goddamnit, why do hookers yank
out all their eyebrow hair? I have seen some real hot chicks who have just
wrecked their fucking faces by yanking out all their eyebrows. It looks so
fucking disgusting. If you have hair inbetween your brows, pluck that.
THEN STOP.
long time no update
