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climaxed perfectly

remember... you have to fuckign read it.

8 weeks of anticipation... this very day its the due date of my essay i've been writing. those who know me come close to being ignored due to this essay. But what can i say, love you dudes. Due time 1030am friday morning.

Last night Thursday leave for uni at 1150pm, arrive at my campus 1215am Friday morning. Hand in time 10hours 15minutes.
Campus does not have publisher on the computers :| so i had to convert the file to pdf. thankfully i discover that the campus DOES have acrobat. ffs i shouldn't have to worry about that, in fact i don't think i did.
Printed page by page of my essay, as the file would have been over 100MB of data for the printer to slowly compute.
Print Credit: $4.24
80c per coloured page.
Print 5 pages, need to print the remaining two in the morning.
Arrive home 3am.
Amend publication by adding references into the design. Thankfully my credit went low!
The Plan was made... Alarm set for 7am, print off pages before 830 lecture, hand in at 930.
*Rattatt Rattat RattAttaat*
I wake to a noise. Look at my phone, time appeared to be 900am! Answer door to a delivery dude, thank him for waking me up as i sign for the package. Back inside and look at time, !!!! Its 945?!!?! I have 45minutes to get to Lincoln, print out the amended files and hand in!!
Park in the visitors car park which is right beside my building, saving time! I don't worry about my STUDENT PARKING PERMIT on the window.
Go to bookstore and purchase white slip binder and black backing paper. Add print credit to my account.
Previous room is the computer lab.
6th Page file sent to print at 10:17
7th Page File sent to print at 10:18
7th finished printing at 10:30
I walk up the to the 3rd floor of the same building and enter 314, photocopy/handinroom/before larrys office.
"Larry, has the 101 box been cleared yet?"
I hear a "No," from someone entering behind me. Haha. Staple pages together, slip on bind, hand in.
Talk to Larry. Back to compter lab, talk with zimbabwaen dude. Reach my car at 1045 to a pink $10 lincoln traffic infringement notice, time 1030. for fucks sake!
if i cared about my student permit parked in the visitors car parked, i wouldn't have talked to anyone after i handed it in and been able to talk the dude out of it. or atleast try!
Meh, what can I do? I'm happy.


posted by xhaze on Thursday 19th May 2005, 18:39:28read 590 times

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[skorpion] on Thursday 19th May 2005, 18:48:29 (#11036) (journal)
http://www.idonthaveanammusingurl.com
I read it - but the last part confused me.
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Oetker on Thursday 19th May 2005, 21:20:58 (#11044)
nice style though
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Azrael on Thursday 19th May 2005, 21:58:14 (#11048) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
*claps* wd2u, sir.

*wishes he was a student again*
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QuokkaSokka on Thursday 19th May 2005, 22:42:25 (#11055) (journal)
http://www.smedg.org.au/DougAdamsOnOz.html
Good effort :)
A credit to the land of the long white cloud :)
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Azrael on Friday 20th May 2005, 00:11:15 (#11065) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
nice avatar... that you?
;)
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QuokkaSokka on Friday 20th May 2005, 23:57:38 (#11196) (journal)
http://www.smedg.org.au/DougAdamsOnOz.html
oui.
:)
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Azrael on Saturday 21st May 2005, 09:54:10 (#11249) (journal)
http://www.crappisoft.net
so much for your viel of mysteriousness
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r0XX0r on Friday 20th May 2005, 01:40:19 (#11071) (journal)
http://TeamLeperstretch.tk/
Interesting sounding deliverydude: *Rattatt Rattat RattAttaat* :)
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KaMiKaZe (203.213.7.*) on Saturday 21st May 2005, 14:19:06 (#11275)
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man that fkn sucks to hear

all that hard work
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