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Dance pills... Party pills... Herbal highs...

These are usually based around piperazine blends, usually benzylpiperazine (BZP) and sometimes with a little trifluromethylphenylpiperazine (TFMPP) thrown in for good measure.

Warning: This article has the spelling of numbers that are ten below. For people who do not like text... just look at the picture at the end.

I return to New Zealand from my two year stint in London. While standing in line at passport control on arrival into Auckland, wallowing about losing my beloved 'buy over the counter' mushies, I feel something tugging at my jacket pocket. I look down to see a cute little critter with my clothes in his mouth, my gaze follows the leesh of this canine to the apparent owner... a policeman.

On my arrival back to NZ I start to notice advertising everywhere for 'Herbal Dance Pills' aka 'Party Pills'. This picks up my interest.

I was taken to a shop called 'The Lab' one morning, while out in the town. Here I see a clear glass counter top with different brands and styles of Party Pills. I look around at the couches and sofa's that take place around the store and see people inhaling fucking NOS. For fucks sake people. My attention gets drawn by a wooshing noise, immediatly i relate this sound to the apitamy of 'no thanks!'. This dozed gimp behind the counter is blowing up a balloon from his mighty tank of NOS. Look at this dude, im telling to myself, what a NOS Freak!
Peoples facial features can be defined by their personality. eg:- a dominant dude has a sqaure jaw and neanderthalish forehead, while passive dudes bearly have no chin, it kind of rolls into their neck. Well heavy users of drugs also pick up facial characteristics... THIS DUDE WAS A NOS FREAK!

A week after, a mate and I shimmy on down to another city for another mates birthday. My mate hands me a 'Party Pill'. Excellant. The leading 2 hours I experience contentness. As we leave the bar where the function was held, I notice myself in a mild trip. :) We reach the next destination... I'm saying "fuck this", to my mate, "lets get some MORE#!@#! *ROAR@#*", his response.. "mmkay". Rock up to a place called 'Cosmic Corner' which is open 24 during weekends. Purchase 'Cosmic Bliss'
Six pills for NZ$40, dosage is two. Swallowed. Reach the troop once again at the prior engagement. Rock on. The rest of the night consisted of a very light trip, euphoria and contentness. We arrive at our place of sleep. Stay up talking and smoking. Ability to witness the 'breathing' of objects... *puts hand up*. Awesome.

I've heard that 'come downs' are pretty horrendous on herbal party pills... I say 'learn about your body and mind while using these form of tools and you will never experience a come down.... amateurs.


A fortnight later, here... now...

((4:17pm))-- <xhaze> i have two pills of bzp.
((4:17pm))-- <xhaze> im thinking about snuffing one.
((4:17pm))-- <xhaze> see how that goes.

Just copy+pasting this now... I see I wrote 'one'... At this point I've only had half... Time for more I say. :)









This next piece of writing is useless.

443pm
Instant sting. It feels as if some kind of flesh eating bacteria was eating away the insides of my nasal pasage... and I just snuffed lemon juice. >8E Thus creating my eye to water. I can feel a 'ting' inside my head, just infront of my ear.
Initially my brain seized up during and after snuffing except he's now saying thank you.
This intense sting lasted a duration of about 30seconds.

447pm
My head is just starting to calm down from all the excitement.

448pm
I'm beginning to back drop.
*giving nostril one final snuff to clear it fully*
A backdrop from God, has quite a 'tang' to it. >:E

450pm
Annoyances have passed. Things are again good, well, better! :)

514pm
Another line pls!

516pm
Line made.
My left nostril is currently scared, my right nostril is calling it a fucking soft cock.
Lefty only took three quaters :| No head sting this time. Watering eye.
Righty sez "thanks" !!! :) Both eyes respond with "for fucks sake!"

520pm
Eyes still watery from bombardment.
Time to clear my nasal passages... swallowing chlorine at the bottom of a pool? I'll take two.


Whats this BZP-thing now?
posted by xhaze on Thursday 17th March 2005, 21:22:30read 1094 times

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mortiis on Thursday 17th March 2005, 21:56:09 (#5752)
http://h4rd.c0r3.org/
Told you it'd sting.
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QuokkaSokka on Thursday 17th March 2005, 22:11:39 (#5753) (journal)
http://www.smedg.org.au/DougAdamsOnOz.html
Shine on!
;)
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Dopey_scorpio on Thursday 17th March 2005, 22:41:01 (#5755) (journal)
http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/z-latest.gif
looks like finely chopped tobacco
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Trizzle (84.195.121.*) on Friday 18th March 2005, 01:00:55 (#5761)
http://users.telenet.be/tc/
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Call the cops
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Ralphs_Alter_Ego on Friday 18th March 2005, 08:47:19 (#5795) (journal)
Mix a smidgin of Drano in it next time. That will rock some SERIOUS post-nasal drippage!!
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[skorpion] on Friday 18th March 2005, 16:01:55 (#5835) (journal)
http://www.idonthaveanammusingurl.com
You idiot - you dont snort suppositories!
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tyg0r on Sunday 20th March 2005, 11:09:38 (#5932)
right! you put it on tinfoil and smoke it like crack!
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