BiG_BaD on Friday 3rd March 2006, 01:37:06 (#300717) http://www.badlanz.org 9 (13)

Fainting Goats are a trip. reply to this comment

Hotp0p on Friday 3rd March 2006, 08:54:18 (#300781) 0 (12)

actually, they pretend to be dead to escape danger. reply to this comment

surgeonbob on Friday 3rd March 2006, 10:01:19 (#300789) (journal) http://whyfiles.org/028heart/images/surgeon.jpg 8 (8)

well shit, they fooled me! reply to this comment

scuazmooq on Friday 3rd March 2006, 12:05:12 (#300803) -2 (4)

Someone doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. (Hint: It's the guy I'm rpelying to.) reply to this comment

kaelyiesta on Sunday 5th March 2006, 04:56:57 (#301094) 0 (2)

thank god you gave us a hint... reply to this comment

brownmullet on Friday 3rd March 2006, 12:36:09 (#300805) (journal) 2 (2)

Thank you Hotp0p Cliff Claven. reply to this comment

guimonkey (69.195.79.*) on Friday 3rd March 2006, 12:45:59 (#300811) http://werd.ca 1 (3)

or because their hearts exploded as they had the shit scared out of them reply to this comment

XenuSaves on Friday 3rd March 2006, 14:44:24 (#300834) 3 (5)

So a predator wouldn't eat an easy catch and instead go running after someone who's still escaping? reply to this comment

hansiboy on Friday 3rd March 2006, 14:58:40 (#300836) 6 (6)

http://en.wikip edia.org/wiki/Fainting_Goat reply to this comment

[skorpion] on Friday 3rd March 2006, 17:05:29 (#300845) (journal) http://www.idonthaveanammusingurl.com 1 (1)

You beat me to it :( reply to this comment

Bionic-Badger on Friday 3rd March 2006, 01:48:36 (#300721) (journal) 3 (5)

Now if they could only create something like that for rioters. reply to this comment

Pillesnoppen on Friday 3rd March 2006, 01:50:30 (#300722) http://go.funpic.hu 10 (18)

The goats like, "ROFL!", and stuff... reply to this comment

haze (84.143.101.*) on Friday 3rd March 2006, 07:50:36 (#300769) 3 (5)

nobody knows what that actually means anymore reply to this comment

PizzaPizzaPie on Friday 3rd March 2006, 08:06:05 (#300771) 2 (4)

More like "ROFE!" Rolling on the Floor Escaping reply to this comment

fulper on Friday 3rd March 2006, 01:51:34 (#300723) (journal) -3 (5)

Fainting goats are funney =) reply to this comment

BipolarWookie on Friday 3rd March 2006, 01:55:10 (#300726) http://www.nonstick.com/sounds/Tasmanian_Devil/lttd_005.wav 9 (15)

hahah! I grew up in the suburbs and a lady down the street from the old house had a small herd of fainting pygmy goats in a small pasture next to her house. On the way home from school when we were kids, we used to sneak up on them through the creekbed and scare the shit out of them every day. If you got em good, they'd jump straight up in the air and do a full 180 rollover. They'd drop flat on their backs when they hit the ground. Other times they'd bolt and run like 10 yeards then just drop over like someone flipped a switch. We used to laugh so hard we'd cry. It was hilarious. reply to this comment

PizzaPizzaPie on Friday 3rd March 2006, 08:03:05 (#300770) 1 (3)

:) good ol' times! reply to this comment

XenuSaves on Friday 3rd March 2006, 14:46:36 (#300835) -2 (2)

I just hope you got a video from those days, plz send it reply to this comment

jawshh on Friday 3rd March 2006, 02:04:33 (#300729) http://www.metal-archives.com 0 (12)

the umbrella is shooting a power beem like on kirby dream star reply to this comment

Banaan on Friday 3rd March 2006, 06:53:52 (#300766) 6 (16)

you should be shot in the face reply to this comment

jawshh on Friday 3rd March 2006, 16:59:42 (#300844) http://www.metal-archives.com -1 (3)

why, I never! reply to this comment

InsignificantOther on Tuesday 21st March 2006, 09:49:11 (#302828) (journal) 1 (1)

Don't worry... I laughed :) reply to this comment

kaelyiesta on Sunday 5th March 2006, 05:01:23 (#301095) -1 (1)

too painless... you dont know the first thing about torture do you? reply to this comment

Banaan on Sunday 5th March 2006, 11:34:33 (#301108) 1 (1)

Look, I just wanna get rid of him okay? reply to this comment

by Ole Dole Doff on Friday 3rd March 2006, 04:21:51

DerBrot on Friday 3rd March 2006, 05:01:46 (#300742) 5 (5)

happens to me all the time when it starts raining reply to this comment

31337 on Friday 3rd March 2006, 05:18:53 (#300744) http://www.i_raped_ur_daddy.stfu -6 (6)

be the force with you reply to this comment

baco on Friday 3rd March 2006, 11:18:45 (#300799) -1 (7)

[-] for saying it wrong.... and you even have starwars avatar reply to this comment

31337 on Friday 3rd March 2006, 12:29:09 (#300804) http://www.i_raped_ur_daddy.stfu -4 (6)

may the force be with you ...boba fett is a illiterate reply to this comment

nozeguy on Friday 3rd March 2006, 05:24:08 (#300745) 3 (5)

fuckin ROFL-GOATS! reply to this comment

insane_wacko on Friday 3rd March 2006, 05:31:41 (#300746) (journal) http://artpad.art.com/?ifx406xpvjc 1 (3)

indiana jones; and the last crusade. 007 did that with birds n shit. took down german fighter planes. reply to this comment

InsignificantOther on Tuesday 21st March 2006, 09:54:06 (#302829) (journal) 0 (0)

...007...Indiana Jones...The birds didn't faint...That remark is a joke right? I'm going to assume so just so I don't have to wish another person a slow death this week. Spring is coming and I'm feeling festive... DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR ME!!! reply to this comment

Captn Crapbeard on Friday 3rd March 2006, 05:49:44 (#300751) -1 (5)

ahhhhhhhhahahahaaha so damn funny reply to this comment

haggar on Friday 3rd March 2006, 07:32:09 (#300768) 2 (2)

I wonder if this trick also works on cows... or .. elephants would be great!!! reply to this comment

Bush is God (142.163.94.*) on Friday 3rd March 2006, 09:40:20 (#300785) http://www.bushisantichrist.com/ -1 (1)

I'd like to see Mark Sullivan do that. reply to this comment

guimonkey (69.195.79.*) on Friday 3rd March 2006, 12:46:30 (#300812) http://werd.ca 3 (5)

and homeless people reply to this comment

misterblackula on Friday 3rd March 2006, 08:14:50 (#300776) (journal) http://www.b0g.org/ 5 (5)

A good trick to know when out raping goats reply to this comment

MrBeen on Friday 3rd March 2006, 08:21:59 (#300778) (journal) 1 (1)

...if you like the necro style reply to this comment

Bush is God (142.163.94.*) on Friday 3rd March 2006, 10:15:03 (#300792) http://www.bushisantichrist.com/ 1 (1)

Nan boots & raincoats< /a> Why do Rain coats have buttons? So they they don't hear the zipper. And when they buck up, drop their hooves into your nan boots, that way they can't run away. Pedo Bear approved wear . reply to this comment

guimonkey (69.195.79.*) on Friday 3rd March 2006, 12:48:40 (#300815) http://werd.ca 1 (1)

yeah, just walk up behind them slowly with your umbrella and boots on. Stick their hooves in your boots and pop the brellie open. good times... reply to this comment

TheThirdCross on Friday 3rd March 2006, 20:57:17 (#300849) (journal) 0 (0)

it's a lot easier if they are s tump broke reply to this comment

guimonkey (69.195.79.*) on Friday 3rd March 2006, 16:38:06 (#300842) http://werd.ca 0 (2)

and homeless people reply to this comment

SkyBoX666 on Friday 3rd March 2006, 08:57:38 (#300782) -1 (1)

i love the nicro style reply to this comment

SkyBoX666 on Saturday 4th March 2006, 03:29:37 (#300856) 0 (0)

*necro reply to this comment

baco on Friday 3rd March 2006, 11:20:25 (#300800) 1 (1)

some escaped tough reply to this comment

pornhoolio on Friday 3rd March 2006, 13:36:43 (#300825) 1 (3)

that made me laugh... well, i'm just an idiot. reply to this comment

rkn on Saturday 4th March 2006, 15:31:18 (#301020) 0 (0)

Yeah, I've seen that on Animal Planet, when they get a rush all their muscles just freeze, or something :P reply to this comment

lsdeimos on Saturday 4th March 2006, 16:42:25 (#301034) 0 (0)

I thought this trick only works with dogs. reply to this comment

Banaan on Saturday 4th March 2006, 20:05:08 (#301060) -1 (1)

It's called kataplexia btw, a form of narcolepsia. It seems the same kind of enzyme/catalyst in the hypothalamus is used for controlling emotions, and for controlling muscle metabolics. So when the sheep get freaked out all of the sudden by the umbrella, there is not a drop left for controlling muscles. They're not unconscious btw, merely "paralyzed", with excellent reception of their senses. Now, go post me some fried kittens or something. reply to this comment

lsdeimos on Saturday 4th March 2006, 21:50:47 (#301066) -1 (1)

mmm hmm I'd like me sum fried kittys reply to this comment

Ravenpagan on Sunday 5th March 2006, 02:51:29 (#301087) -1 (1)

Helllll -- that's redneck goat bowling reply to this comment

by Deve on Wednesday 8th March 2006, 04:38:31